Girls can't play video games for shit but make money doing it

[Riccardo Bosi]

But at least @FurBurger is dead

 

[Treat Yourself]

The only people who make money for actually being good at games wear striped socks and cut their cocks off. People watch faggot streamers for the entertainment, not their skill.

 

[The Arm]

This isn't just video games; it's any field with a large male following. The worst IndyCar driver of all time was Milka Milkers Duno. She was even benched for a few races because she couldn't meet the absolute minimum driving standards.

 

[DMAN]

Doesn't that talentless Amouranth brawd own like 700 million acres of farmland?

Our planet is fucking doomed.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Doesn't that talentless Amouranth brawd own like 700 million acres of farmland?

Speaking of farms, Riccardo wants to milk her beefers and punch her in the back of the head.

 

[DMAN]

Speaking of farms, Riccardo wants to milk her beefers and punch her in the back of the head.

Honestly, same. Perhaps in reverse order. Her milk solution that secretes may contain deadly microplastics, however.

 

[Nigger John]

Mike menti makes 80k for playing retro games

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bonnie thinks it’s gay to watch other people play videogames.

 

[DMAN]

Bonnie thinks it’s gay to watch other people play videogames.

The one caveat The DMAN will grant people is if they need help getting over a difficult part of the game and have to witness demonstration.

 

[aRTie02150]

I played PUBG with a female who was very good at the game and knew how to properly use comms.

I believe she was severely autistic.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Gee I wonder if she spends 89% of the time interacting the with chat. Girl streamers never do that.

 

[Zombie247]

ZombiUnicorn,
I don't know if she's a good gamer. But I wouldn't mind blowing a load on her "Ah goosh".

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I played PUBG with a female who was very good at the game and knew how to properly use comms.
I believe she was severely autistic.

I can tell you fell in love.

ZombiUnicorn,
I don't know if she's a good gamer. But I wouldn't mind blowing a load on her "Ah goosh".

>tats
I'd blow her head off.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Doesn't that talentless Amouranth brawd own like 700 million acres of farmland?

Our planet is fucking doomed.

Yeah, but have you seen her tits?

 

[Africa.com]

This isn't just video games; it's any field with a large male following. The worst IndyCar driver of all time was Milka Milkers Duno. She was even benched for a few races because she couldn't meet the absolute minimum driving standards.

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Danica Patrick was ok in Indy (she had better equipment than most people tbh) but as soon as she got to NASCAR she got exposed. The funniest part was when she would talk tough on the radios. Yes, Danica, you're a badass. Try not to wreck yourself when you try to dump somebody.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My girlfriend streams herself playing Call of Duty. She's hot and she says funny shit. I get that there's incel nerds beating off to her, but at least she keeps her clothes on and she's a barber so I imagine her entire client list is jerking off to the thought of her tits grazing their shoulder anyways. When she told me that I was like "that sounds like a slippery slope to onlyfans" and she was like "I'm not a prostitute" so I think we're on the same page.

 

[Ashamed]

My girlfriend streams herself playing Call of Duty. She's hot and she says funny shit. I get that there's incel nerds beating off to her, but at least she keeps her clothes on and she's a barber so I imagine her entire client list is jerking off to the thought of her tits grazing their shoulder anyways. When she told me that I was like "that sounds like a slippery slope to onlyfans" and she was like "I'm not a prostitute" so I think we're on the same page.

You’re such a fucking stud.

 

[Turk February]

My girlfriend streams herself playing Call of Duty. She's hot and she says funny shit. I get that there's incel nerds beating off to her, but at least she keeps her clothes on and she's a barber so I imagine her entire client list is jerking off to the thought of her tits grazing their shoulder anyways. When she told me that I was like "that sounds like a slippery slope to onlyfans" and she was like "I'm not a prostitute" so I think we're on the same page.

She was funnier and hotter back in the day when I used to fuck her.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She was funnier and hotter back in the day when I used to fuck her.

You're lucky we're not allowed to threaten to kill people as of today or I'd threaten you so hard.

 

[Ashamed]

You’re such a fucking stud.

Abe, this wasn’t a sarcastic post…Please rib it. Thanks.