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The Jim Florentine's wife special.Are you saying she might have committed... sepukku?....
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The Jim Florentine's wife special.Are you saying she might have committed... sepukku?....
The French Poodle Connection or sumthin'.So Gene took an overdose after coming home and catching his wife getting fucked by the dog?
Its just like the jason biggs thing. They may not have been raised as religious jews but just look at the facial features and curly black hair. Genetically jew as fuck. Still jews there is a reason they made it in hollywood/entertainment. Cryptojews are real its a distraction to say "hey we arent all jewish". Yes yes you are all jewsWeird Al, surprisingly NOT a Jew.
Weird Al, surprisingly NOT a Jew.
Investigators believe it was possible that Hackman was not even aware his wife had died during the seven days he was alone in the couple’s sprawling home.
David Millward
US Correspondent
07 March 2025 10:41pm GMT
Gene Hackman died of heart failure a week after his wife succumbed to hantavirus, a rodent-borne disease.
The bodies of the 95-year-old actor and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, 65, were found at their home in Santa Fe, New Mexico on February 26.
Initial suggestions that they had been killed by carbon monoxide poisoning had already been ruled out.
According to the autopsy Hackman’s death was attributable to hypertensive and atherosclerotic cardiac disease, Heather Jarrell, the chief medical investigator said at a press conference.
His condition was worsened by severe Alzheimer’s disease.
While the exact time of both deaths were not definitive, Ms Jarrell estimated that Ms Arakawa died on February 11.
Evidence from the actor’s heart pacemaker, which was interrogated by investigators, indicated he probably died on February 18, which was the last day it showed sign of any activity.
Ms Jarrell said the actor had a history of heart disease including atrial fibrillation – irregular heartbeat, high blood pressure and previous heart attacks.
No food was found in his stomach suggesting he had not eaten for several days, but there was no evidence of dehydration.
Investigators believe it was possible that Hackman was not even aware his wife had died during the seven days he was alone in the couple’s sprawling home.
Gene was probably one of those old school guys who didn't even know how to make a sandwich. Once the dog biscuits ran out he started to starve.Heart troubles, dementia, getting a much younger wife to take care of you in your final days only for her to croak and leave you to fend for yourself, isolated from everyone? This is very likely what nana's final days will be like.
My grandfather would sit waiting for his wife to come home from work to make him a cup of tea as he had no idea how to make one. My dad, his son in law had to show him when he was in his 40sGene was probably one of those old school guys who didn't even know how to make a sandwich. Once the dog biscuits ran out he started to starve.
Poor lil doggo was stuck in a crate and starved to death. What a house of horrors
Odds he got into bed and spooned his dead wife at some point?The whole thing is depressing af. I mean Jesus fucking Christ if your dementia is so bad you don't notice your wife is dead and your dog is starving in a crate. Still doesn't make sense if his dementia was that bad that the wife didn't hire any help though. Why cope with it all on your own if you're married to a rich actor?
This just makes me imagine the cops pointing a lamp at the pacemaker and threatening it.Evidence from the actor’s heart pacemaker, which was interrogated by investigators
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