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Gen-Z Embarrasses Itself Again--

The Shah of Iran

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The new fat 20yo chef at my work had no idea what lettuce was when he started, tells me everything is shite and wants to go home, takes multiple 20+ toilet breaks at the busiest times and does something that could result in his own death nearly every day I work with him. The other day I asked him to open some tins for something I was making and when he was done he piled them against his chest and held the top one in place with his chin (without having fully removed any of the razor sharp lids off the actual tins) and then just waddled away through a busy kitchen, completely oblivious to the fact that one slight bump from anyone or anything would slice his throat clean open.

There's next to no interview process for my job because the industry is so fucked you'd make more entry level money cleanin rubbish off the streets.
 

Turk February

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Gen Z made one okay piece of art. Then a fucking guy hit a girl on it. It's called Fishtank
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I remember being told when I was young you shouldn’t bring a friend with you on an interview and thought that was ridiculous - bring a friend to an interview? What? Seemed like common sense to know you don’t bring a friend to an interview.

Now you got to tell people to not bring their parent to an interview. Wonder how many have to bring their “support animal” to an interview.
 
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Suetonius

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also, what the fuck does mog mean? @Sue Lightning
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This is like a Gen Alpha term. Not as old as YOLO but newer than “Lit” or “No cap”.
 

Suetonius

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I need to bring mommy and daddy on interviews- surprised they don't need their Squishmallows.


I’m not surprised at this considering my generation is very coddled. We’re the Life360 generation. Fucking moms tracking their kids location and speed 24/7 and shit. You have these parents that helicopter their kid while they’re in college, you know, when they’re finally fucking away from them.

But also who is even doing this? It’s rage bait for boomers to dunk on Zoomers
 

BoringFaggot

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I remember being told when I was young you shouldn’t bring a friend with you on an interview and thought that was ridiculous - bring a friend to an interview? What? Seemed like common sense to know you don’t bring a friend to an interview.

Now you got to tell people to not bring their parent to an interview. Wonder how many have to bring their “support animal” to an interview.
Have you seen these fucking people bringing their support animals into grocery stores, how in the fuck are they allowed to get away with that? Don't get me wrong I love animals, but in a store with fucking food all around???
 

Cptbaldopie

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Have you seen these fucking people bringing their support animals into grocery stores, how in the fuck are they allowed to get away with that? Don't get me wrong I love animals, but in a store with fucking food all around???

I used to work at a grocery storey and i think it was called amercans with dissabilitys act. It was illega to question anyone saying they had a service animal.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I used to work at a grocery storey and i think it was called amercans with dissabilitys act. It was illega to question anyone saying they had a service animal.
Yes, that’s where it started but of course once you give an inch etc - service dogs are one thing for people with disabilities but now you see nonsense like a poodle is a service dog because the person needs it for “emotional support” which is a fancy way of saying “I can’t function unless I have my safety blanket and you can’t stop or judge me.”
 

Cptbaldopie

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Yes, that’s where it started but of course once you give an inch etc - service dogs are one thing for people with disabilities but now you see nonsense like a poodle is a service dog because the person needs it for “emotional support” which is a fancy way of saying “I can’t function unless I have my safety blanket and you can’t stop or judge me.”
Your not wrong. Just telling what the used to say i assume its the same now. I remember this lady coming in with a chihuahua that would bark/growel at everyone it went past. I was like 18 or 19 and asked her to get the dog out she claimed service animal. I asked to its certification and was immediatly taken to the bosses office because that was discrimination. This faggot shits been going on for a long time.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Your not wrong. Just telling what the used to say i assume its the same now. I remember this lady coming in with a chihuahua that would bark/growel at everyone it went past. I was like 18 or 19 and asked her to get the dog out she claimed service animal. I asked to its certification and was immediatly taken to the bosses office because that was discrimination. This faggot shits been going on for a long time.
Yeah I overheard this fat mess of a woman at my work telling her manager about her new apartment and they didn’t allow large dogs over 50 pounds but she was able to make them take her and her two large 75 pound dogs because they are her “emotional support” animals. She also said aren’t really house trained and she can’t afford training and he’s too fat and lazy to try so you know they will destroy the place and she will cry when she owes more than her security deposit in damages.
 

Cptbaldopie

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Yeah I overheard this fat mess of a woman at my work telling her manager about her new apartment and they didn’t allow large dogs over 50 pounds but she was able to make them take her and her two large 75 pound dogs because they are her “emotional support” animals. She also said aren’t really house trained and she can’t afford training and he’s too fat and lazy to try so you know they will destroy the place and she will cry when she owes more than her security deposit in damages.
Did you post about this bitch a week or so ago?
 
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