Gearhead Pat shares his unsolicited opinion on the Corvette C5

[N64 Cube]

And only 1 like. Sad!

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1491608190059958278

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Nothing beats Susan's interior. Seats have crumbs and general filth lining the creases and a nice fart soaked stench.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Speaking of crap interiors

 

[SensibleKeks]

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She hangs one of these over her cunt to mask the smell of nigger farts.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Nothing beats Susan's interior. Seats have crumbs and general filth lining the creases and a nice fart soaked stench.

I bet the bottoms of the cup holders are incredibly sticky, like you would see in the minivan of a family of 6 except its a 40 year old guy making the mess

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

YOU VILL GET ZE SOLITARY TWITTER LIKE

 

[Stent]

A grey-haired fat Wisconsin man in his 40s talking about Corvettes and Mustangs. I bet he bores everyone in Hooligans with his "knowledge" of cars.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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And exteriors.

 

[RoTheHo69]

YOU VILL GET ZE SOLITARY TWITTER LIKE

I didn't know about you at first Klaus but you're alright.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I didn't know about you at first Klaus but you're alright.

DANKE, KIND.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Oh yea if there's one thing you know about Ford Mustangs, it's their interior.

Shit, even the new GT500's that put out insane power for like 80+ grand have plastic interior. Fucking dope.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Living vicariously through people who have money.

I get it Patrick, it's really the only thing that kept me going when I was unemployed.
You know, for a couple months there in my early twenties because I'm not some unskilled torpid mooch.

 

[guest]

A grey-haired fat Wisconsin man in his 40s talking about Corvettes and Mustangs. I bet he bores everyone in Hooligans with his "knowledge" of cars.

That’s probably the exact market those cars are made for. Middle aged, Midwestern tradesmen who start to do “well”, making $65k a year.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I always thought Corvettes were kind of gay until I drove one.

 

[kingship75]

I like the Stingray, to be completely honest witcha'.

 

[Harry Powell]

Fat faggot has never owned one let alone sat in one. Nothing beats being 21, targa top off, chucking empties up into the air as you drunk drive to some chicks house to fuck her in her backyard on a towel. Corvettes arent anything special, especially not the C4s, but I’d literally take any of them over Susan.

 

[Clint Ruin]

And only 1 like. Sad!

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1491608190059958278

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Anyone wanna take bets that he searches for specific cars in car forums and copy-and-pastes the shit he finds?

 

[Stent]

That’s probably the exact market those cars are made for. Middle aged plumbers who do well and start making $75k a year.

A humble plumber couldn't comprehend the pedigree of a Bullitt Mustang. Rodeo electrician maybe.

 

[Harry Powell]

Anyone wanna take bets that he searches for specific cars in car forums and copy-and-pastes the shit he finds?

Quite literally the most mainstream opinion of the C5 is that it’s a killer performance value with a poor interior. His hot take here is about as insightful as someone saying “This Patrick guy seems like a real faggot”