@gassers, You missed out on Young LOVE

[guest]

[HEADING=2][/HEADING]
you'll never be 17 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 30's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice woman will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy

 

[Meownaw]

Broodal

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

At least he didn't have to withstand young heartbreak. I'm still traumatized from my first one at 15.

And I guarantee gassers has seen this pasta because he hangs out in demoralized incel communities. I can fix him.

 

[guest]

[HEADING=2][/HEADING]
you'll never be 17 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 30's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice woman will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy

AntH comment?

 

[Jenna]

Homeboy's in a wheelchair right? The crippled kid never gets high school pussy, maybe as a joke some girl gives him a clothes-on lapdance at a party.

He's unironically better off going for a virtue signaling liberal chick and playing up the disability. Pity sex is still sex.

That's only if he's in a wheelchair though. If that incel can walk, shit walk to your nearest brothel. It's 150 Euros for one hour in the Red Light District according to google, and if it's your first time you will not need the full hour.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Too old to experience young love, just the right age to effectuate spiteful retribution DVVVV DVVVVV DVVVVVDVVV

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

I don't think he's in his 30s, the way he talks and acts I picture him being like 21.

Also high school love is gay overrated shit for people who peaked in high school (at least the reminiscing about it part). Nice immature bipolar girlfriend and relationship stupid.

 

[Harry Powell]

And add in chronic pain issues? God be wit him

 

[Harry Powell]

I don't think he's in his 30s, the way he talks and acts I picture him being like 21.

Also high school love is gay overrated shit for people who peaked in high school (at least the reminiscing about it part). Nice immature bipolar girlfriend and relationship stupid.

Sounds like something a guy who never had tight teen pussy would say

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[eggfeller]

maybe in the next life . not mocking, i’m actually almost 30 & gave up awhile ago. it only bothers me if i think about it

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

young love was pfg, lodda good fawkin memories dere. Sorry, gassers

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Homeboy's in a wheelchair right? The crippled kid never gets high school pussy, maybe as a joke some girl gives him a clothes-on lapdance at a party.

He's unironically better off going for a virtue signaling liberal chick and playing up the disability. Pity sex is still sex.

That's only if he's in a wheelchair though. If that incel can walk, shit walk to your nearest brothel. It's 150 Euros for one hour in the Red Light District according to google, and if it's your first time you will not need the full hour.

get the fuck out of here, is he really in a wheelchair? What in the world

 

[Cugine]

get the fuck out of here, is he really in a wheelchair? What in the world

From the last Virgin Alliance of O&A meetup

 

[LiberalPussy]

get the fuck out of here, is he really in a wheelchair? What in the world

God REALLY doesn’t want him to find love or be happy.

 

[Butterknife]

There's still hope for anyone.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

At least he didn't have to withstand young heartbreak. I'm still traumatized from my first one at 15.

And I guarantee gassers has seen this pasta because he hangs out in demoralized incel communities. I can fix him.

I didn’t recognize the cooypasta and I was like wow he really just motherfucked the shit out of him. Fawkin broooodal.

 

[Stent]

If you're pulling out when you're 17 you might as well scoop that cum up and finger it into your own ass.

 

[RoTheHo69]

There's still hope for anyone.

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She loves the D

 

[chocolatehellhole]

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From the last Virgin Alliance of O&A meetup