Gallagher to the rescue

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I used the next older picture at first but his current head has seriously gotten way too bloated and melon shaped to ignore.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Bring a plastic sheet if Pat's eating near you

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Gallagher is a far more accomplished and successful comedian than Pussy Bitch Pat has ever been, and his material is far more highbrow.

Also, you should make one where he's performing the Sledge - O - Matic on the Beef Wellington.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Felony photoshop of comedic violence, stlaker. Tick, Tock.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’d love for Pat to explain how Gallagher’s smashing watermelons comedy was meant to bring kings down. Crazy to think for a short time Gallagher was a big comic when all he did was tell jokes and smash things. I still remember a joke he told when I was a kid in the early 90s, he said “I like Florida because it looks like we’re pissing on Cuba!”

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I’d love for Pat to explain how Gallagher’s smashing watermelons comedy was meant to bring kings down. Crazy to think for a short time Gallagher was a big comic when all he did was tell jokes and smash things. I still remember a joke he told when I was a kid in the early 90s, he said “I like Florida because it looks like we’re pissing on Cuba!”

I remember him assessing the Iraqi war by saying, "Never turn your back on a man named Saddam!", which is far funnier than anything Patrick ever said or did (except for maybe the SpaceEdge "voicemails").