Funny stories about bullying or being bullied

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When I was really young (like second grade) some older kid tied my shoelaces together so I had to hop down the aisle, down the stairs, and off the bus. No idea why the bus driver didn’t say anything. I wonder if he thought I was autistic. I also could have just untied my shoes but I didn’t notice until the last second and didn’t want to be inconsiderate.

 

[guest]

Yeah. This just happened to me a few hours ago:

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At least I wasn't on a date, and I didn't shake his hand like Louis.

Fawkin' brutal, I felt like such a little bitch. But I got him to leave me alone when I started acting crazy like I was on drugs. I was surprised that worked. I listened to some classical Russian music to cheer me up. I'm growing my beard long, hair out, wearing sunglasses, headphones to hide from this word.

 

[guest]

In the 90s i would ride my bike like a sweet boy around the neighborhood. These typical punk ass limp bizkit fags with dyed hair, hoop earings, chains all would chase after me and if they caught me theyd throw things like ketchup and vinegar on me.

Id go home crying but even at like 8 or 9 years old i somehow knew telling my parents would make it worse, so id SHUT MY FUCKING MOUTH.

about 12 years later i fucked one of the kids sisters, so that makes it even enough to me now.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I regularly post on a forum where we routinely mock an overweight sci-fi author.

 

[Peckas]

I was at baseball camp when I was 13 now I'm shy due to a bit of the 'tism but we broke up into hitting groups of three so we were all supposed to get a turn hitting but i didn't really say anything and the drill ended without me batting that kid was a dick.

When I was around 9 I hit a Mexican kid with a rake I don't remember why it wasn't racism I had a cool Mexican friend the poor kids mom got cancer a few years later and died so that was a bad deal.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've only ever been successfully bullied by one person for like a month. It was in elementary school and the fucker really got in my head. I fantasized about torturing the kid. It was all because I said "fuck the hell off" one time lol. He really gave me shit for "fuck the hell off". He eventually threw a sandwich in a bag at me during lunch and I sat there and balled the thing up as tight as I could, fastballed it right into his eye and he got an instant shiner. He didn't do or say shit and then I found him at recess and tried to fight him. He pussied out in front of everyone and then his one buddy put his arm around me and I just snapped and started beating on that kid. A teacher saw us and me and the kid I beat up for no reason got suspended for 3 days. I don't know why the kid who started all the shit didn't get in any trouble. I still hate that cunt to this day. He ended up getting charged for fucking a 13 year old.

 

[Africa.com]

when I was 6 or 7 I was riding my sisters banana seat bike, I had just learned to without training wheels. 2 injun kids 2 blacks over called me a sissy or something for riding a girls bike. I don't remember what I said but I know it was something about their skin color. One of the kids had a glass Gatorade bottle in their hands and chucked it at me from 10 yards and hit me in the middle of my forehead. I had a massive lump and cried all the way home as I pumped my little legs

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I regularly post on a forum where we routinely mock an overweight sci-fi author.

He asked for bullying stories, not for you to confess to multiple felonies.

I remember when I was around 4 I was playing in a McDonald's playground and for no reason at all some random kid cornered me in a little room and was just pulling my hair and I just sat there crying and taking it like bitch. I sat there for a good 3-4 minutes before someone intervened. Psychopath kid was probably one of you fuckers

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

In elementary school there was a bully who looked just like the O'Doyle kid. He was bigger than everyone with a bad temper. By the time we were 8 it was apparent that he was actually retarded so we just laughed at him and felt bad. Fawk I miss laughing at him.

 

[aRTie02150]

I watched some Bosnian kid get bullied all through 8th grade. He was a friend of mine but his bully was a kid from my neighborhood who knew who I was and left me out of the equation and would beat him up in front of me.

In gym class, he'd go and find the Bosnian kid's clothes and put them in the shower to the point where Bosnian needed to leave his clothes in the gym teacher's office.

The poor kid didn't deserve any of the shit he took but I couldn't do anything about it.

 

[White nigger slayer]

This thread should be a banger.

 

[guest]

Yeah. This just happened to me a few hours ago:

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At least I wasn't on a date, and I didn't shake his hand like Louis.

Fawkin' brutal, I felt like such a little bitch. But I got him to leave me alone when I started acting crazy like I was on drugs. I was surprised that worked. I listened to some classical Russian music to cheer me up. I'm growing my beard long, hair out, wearing sunglasses, headphones to hide from this word.

A big fawking guy that doesn't like the little guy yelling. He tried to toughguy you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I was in like grade 2 there was this huge goofy looking red-headed kid who was way older than me at the school. There were rumors that he stabbed someone with a potato peeler, but looking back he definitely didn't, he was just a nice quiet kid. I'd sometimes follow him around at recess just insulting him and being an annoying little prick for no reason. I just thought he was ugly as fuck and he should hear about it. If any teachers ever saw us together. They probably thought "That's so sweet, Matt's letting that little kid hang hang out with him." while I was just swearing at him and asking him why he was so fucking ugly.

I ended up getting other little kids into saying mean shit to this guy and then one day I convinced everyone that we should beat him up. Like 3 classes worth of 6 year old boys. I distinctly remember kicking the whole thing off by jumping on his back and trying to choke him. Other kids were jumping off the playground equipment onto him, it was like a gorilla being attacked by monkeys. He never went down or hit anyone, he just kept flinging kids off of him and trying to get away. I got in big shit for basically inciting a playground lynching and the whole bunch of us had to make him a big construction paper poster which probably wasn't helpful.

My bus driver's kid was a few years older than me and he was an albino or at least extremely tow-headed fuck with huge lips and I approached him one day as he was walking from the bus minding his own business just to tell him he was a weird looking retard and he twisted my arm behind my back and was like "I will break your arm. Fuck off." This was before the big ginger kid too, I probably should've learned from that but I was an incorrigible asshole as a child.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

When I was in like grade 2 there was this huge goofy looking red-headed kid who was way older than me at the school. There were rumors that he stabbed someone with a potato peeler, but looking back he definitely didn't, he was just a nice quiet kid. I'd sometimes follow him around at recess just insulting him and being an annoying little prick for no reason. I just thought he was ugly as fuck and he should hear about it. If any teachers ever saw us together. They probably thought "That's so sweet, Matt's letting that little kid hang hang out with him." while I was just swearing at him and asking him why he was so fucking ugly.

I ended up getting other little kids into saying mean shit to this guy and then one day I convinced everyone that we should beat him up. Like 3 classes worth of 6 year old boys. I distinctly remember kicking the whole thing off by jumping on his back and trying to choke him. Other kids were jumping off the playground equipment onto him, it was like a gorilla being attacked by monkeys. He never went down or hit anyone, he just kept flinging kids off of him and trying to get away. I got in big shit for basically inciting a playground lynching and the whole bunch of us had to make him a big construction paper poster which probably wasn't helpful.

My bus driver's kid was a few years older than me and he was an albino or at least extremely tow-headed fuck with huge lips and I approached him one day as he was walking from the bus minding his own business one day just to tell him he was a weird looking retard and he twisted my arm behind my back and was like "I will break your arm. Fuck off." This was before the big ginger kid too, I probably should've learned from that but I was an incorrigible asshole as a child.

You're a real piece of shit, Abe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm now remembering several instances where I just walked up and punched kids I was friendly with in the chest or slapped them on the back as hard as I could. They'd cry and I'd literally have an "I was only jokin'" reaction. I never understood why they were pussies about it. I'd instantly feel bad, but I'd just be compelled to hit people sometimes and I'd just do it. I should've been put in the retard class.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm actually remembering so much needlessly mean shit I did as a little kid. I was definitely a bully. I still kind of am, but I feel bad about the shit as a kid. Now, if I'm fucking with somebody they probably deserve it.

 

[HH Brother]

I witnessed the cerebral assassin @chocolatehellhole bully retard CQ_1 off this forum, funsters.

He had him in such a pretzel, he was challenging HellHoleBrother to meeting at a park.

Couldn't hang, deletes his account and then complains at cumtown.

 

[Niki]

I used to get made fun of for my large piece and being 6'3 they used to call me big dick tall guy back inna day true story

 

[guest]

I'm actually remembering so much needlessly mean shit I did as a little kid. I was definitely a bully. I still kind of am, but I feel bad about the shit as a kid. Now, if I'm fucking with somebody they probably deserve it.

Karma is a real thing though. I've had some rough fucking times and I think alot of it's karma from bullying.

There was this wicked indian kid at my school. I told him if he wanted to be "cool" he had to do things for "cool points"......I would tell him to just throw something across the classroom and he'd do it. Get in trouble and his old school arranged marriage Indian parents would lose their shit. I would tell him to go and sit in the dumpster at recess and he would do it. Once we made him fake an asthma attack to get all the teachers attention while we started a food fight (good egg on that one). he'd do my homework, I'd sit behind him during tests and make him show me the answers. Fuck I suck.

I took his lunch every day. The kid would bring a thermos of soup. He was a vegetarian, so I'd just throw meat in his soup. This kid REALLY wanted to be "cool". Thing is I was a huge faggot and knew nothing about being cool. (at the time, I'm a hung alpha Chad now who's drowning in pussy).

Around maybe 10 years ago he contacted me out of nowhere and told me that while there was alot of bullshit, he was thankful of me for accepting enough to let him hang around, and that it gave him confidence, he went to college and made a bunch of friends and had a great time there and said it wouldn't have happened without all that. It honestly made me really happy for him and I got kind of pissy eyed faggot syndrome for a minute.


TLDR: Bullying is good.

 

[guest]

There was this kid called Jack in my class who had some kind of hormone imbalance and looked about 15 when we were 8 or 9. He wasn't really a bully, but because of his massive physical advantage he only had to hint at a beating and everyone would fall in line. It was an all boys school so it was Lord of the Flies meets chimp troop stuff; he was clearly the alpha at the time and the rest of us were basically either his lackies or trying to curry enough favour to avoid becoming a target of said lackies. I'd like to say I was the lone wolf who stood up to him, but me and this Spanish kid bullied this spacko called Chester who was practically an albino and had breath like dog shit. He would always run off and grass to the teacher, and I still remember my dad's disappointment (and later my grandfather's delight) when Mrs Campbell called my parents in to "have a word" about it.

We all went off to different schools at 13 and I didn't see most of them again, but I bumped into Jack a few years later, when we were about 20. I was out with some friends and this flaming mo came up to me in the pub. He hadn't grown much physically, but had changed in other ways - namely his obvious love of cock. "Who was that poof?" my friend Louis said after he'd walked off. Naturally I got a ribbing for about 10 minutes about him being my old boyfriend etc