Fucktard makes a bad joke

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

So...you're a faggot.

 

[guest]

Wow, so only 1 person lives in the Dakotas?

 

[SFWA liaison]

"fucked more people", not "women"; "people", he's a sodomite

 

[Mc.Faggot]

A lot of Dakota simps in this thread

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

A lot of Dakota simps in this thread

 

[guest]

I hope he gets scalped.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Did he really pat himself on the back 1min after the original tweet? No wonder Ade left him and took the kid. He doesnt deserve to be in his daughters life. He is a coward drunk that contantly checks his twitter numbers for validation.

 

[Cuphead]

r/ihavethesex

Please do have fun

 

[fenrir]

Some white nationalists have talked about turning the Dakotas into a white ethnostate. Nice dog whistle, bigot.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nice what is the deal hack jew premise by a 1.2 helmet-wearer.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

How does he justify four chins?

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Pat, every state has two senators. Your faux outrage is imbecilic, but it’s par for the course for a man who barely passed civics.

 

[guest]

Pat, every state has two senators. Your faux outrage is imbecilic, but it’s par for the course for a man who barely passed civics.

Its almost like the faggot doesn't get why there's an upper house (Senate) and a lower house (HofR) in Congress. Anyone with a basic understanding of US Government and Politics (taught in the *actual* AP class FYI) would understand the difference and why its structured that way. Ignorant faggot.

 

[guest]

The only Dakota uncle Paul cares about.

 

[guest]

What part of UNITED STATES doesnt he get? What a dummy.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If he's ever on Jimmy Fallon, it'll be a great bit to have him verify some of these whacky stories!

Have you been kicked out of a Chilli's .... at an airport??

CHECK!

You went to Europe and your first meal was at ... A McDonalds?

CHECK!

Have you been to .... BOTH Dakotas?

CHECK!

You can't make this up, folks!

 

[guest]

"fucked more people", not "women"; "people", he's a sodomite

I had the same thought. I don't think I've ever said I fucked "people" in my life.

I don't know why he felt the need to Quote Tweet that either, it wasn't funny the first time. And apparently the public thinks the same thing. 94 likes on the first one, 19 on the quote. 113 total likes out of 47,500 people. Another bomb from the man who once said comedy pays his bills.

I really think in his little pig brain he thinks if he gets that Twitter account to 50k he can somehow pivot that to another book deal. Except any competent book company can easily look at his twitter account over the last few years and see that even though he's had 40k+ followers for a while, his sales for his last 3 books were shit. I don't see how another 5-10k followers does anything to improve that.

 

[HotDogJoe]

"fucked more people", not "women"; "people", he's a sodomite

Didn't specify whether or not the people were adults either. Absolutely sickening.

 

[Udders]

Hey Pat: