Fuck or Treat, child 🎃👻🍫

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[1073waaf]

#amwriting #amhavingsex

 

[fenrir]

"D" for "Darnell" is what he meant.

 

[Brooke Shields]

You are supposed to read Pat's as "They arre in our house!" but instead i first read it as "they are in our house" cause i read it in Pat's tonally deafness

Thank goodness he clarified

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

The fact that this really had me going until I saw the handle says a lot about what a dick he is to Niki. Fuckin hilarious.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Digging the Gruden avatar. He’s all man.

the D= DeShawn. Not Patrick’s micropenis.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

LOL

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

LOL

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Wait, Piggy self doxxed on Twitter. Oh that’s not actually Patrick. Well, could’ve fooled me. He’s so easy to impersonate.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"D" for "Darnell" is what he meant.

IT'S SO COLD IN THA D

 

[stealthygeek]

Nothing puts Pat in the mood quite like a holiday where dozens of children come to your front door unsupervised at night.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"D" for "Darnell" is what he meant.

D'Angelo

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

D'Angelo

DaMarcus would be mad if he knew that nigga D’Angelo got to fart first. He hates sloppy seconds.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

DaMarcus would be mad if he knew that nigga D’Angelo got to fart first. He hates sloppy seconds.

him and dangelo is boys. they don't mind tag teaming a pussy farting

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

him and dangelo is boys. they don't mind tag teaming a pussy farting

Toot, there it is

 

[Pat the Simp]

I'm surprised the tweets from the "imposter account, report and block" account are still there.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Nothing puts Pat in the mood quite like a holiday where dozens of children come to your front door unsupervised at night.

My favorite holiday of the year.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Was Niki an inspiration for this little ditty made by a couple Miami football players?

 

[potatopeeler63]

Nothing puts Pat in the mood quite like a holiday where dozens of children come to your front door unsupervised at night.

Usually when the black kids would come in caravans to our working class neighborhood, everyone would bitch and the neighbors would put the candybowls inside because they take the whole fucking bowl.

for patrick it’s his favorite holiday, even above gencon. He doesn’t even have to lure them in, they enter the half hovel willingly when they think it’s a funhouse filled with xbox treats and dinosaurs.
“Come insiiiiiiiiiiide, child. I have some pepperoni Treats for you. “
he spends the rest of the night like some 1920s sicilian yenta grinding out cappacol and prochiutte….
….never to be seen again. It’s tragic

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Usually when the black kids would come in caravans to our working class neighborhood, everyone would bitch and the neighbors would put the candybowls inside because they take the whole fucking bowl.

I grew up in the city in a heavily Italian-Irish neighborhood, and I remember that when it got dark out it got dark out. Costumes went from capes to basketball jerseys.
Trick or treating was then over.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Always with the fucking and the kids when it comes to these SFWA diddlers.