Fuck nature and fuck islands. (Alternate thread title: Dougie goes to hell)

[guest]

Copy pasting what I wrote elsewhere + writing more.

I went on a fucking hike on an island. My plan was to just wing it like I do all my adventures and go where the trail takes me. Big fucking mistake.

Come close to nightfall...

I had no fucking drink... completely lost. I finally saw a sign saying a bay was up ahead. I fucking finally get there and it says "untouched, secret bay".... no sign of civilization. A fucking dead end. I felt like the guy at the end of planet of the apes, falling to his knees.

No service. No map. Fucking noises in the bushes to the left and right of me. Like a horror movie.

Twisted my ankle slipping on a boulder in the dark. Knees fucking hurt.

I'm finally back. I made it. I'm back. Sitting at a bar on the shore. This is the best tasting fucking beer I've ever had in my life.

I'm never going into nature or hiking ever again. Fucking queers.

 

[guest]

You know how people have to go through Hell to get their soul? I feel like that was it.

Sure the experience could've been much worse, but I feel like God knows I'm a little bitch and didn't want to make things too horrific.

Heading back to my motel now. Fuck. Can't wait to have a shower and go to bed. Tomorrow I'm gonna be a better person... a new Dougie... no more being a miserable dick...

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Hey, you must be glad we're here so you can save all that money a psychiatrist would charge!

It's like ... Admin should give you a forum called 'free psychiatric care' or something!

 

[guest]

Hey, you must be glad we're here so you can save all that money a psychiatrist would charge!

It's like ... Admin should give you a forum called 'free psychiatric care' or something!

I know I make a lot of self indulgent threads but this one seems different lol.

 

[guest]

Reaching out... touching me... touching you!

Sweet Caroline! Doo Doo Doo

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Reminder that Fatrick ran the last 7 miles of a Mini-Marathon on a high ankle sprain, look at what you are complaining about.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Copy pasting what I wrote elsewhere + writing more.

I went on a fucking hike on an island. My plan was to just wing it like I do all my adventures and go where the trail takes me. Big fucking mistake.

Come close to nightfall...

I had no fucking drink... completely lost. I finally saw a sign saying a bay was up ahead. I fucking finally get there and it says "untouched, secret bay".... no sign of civilization. A fucking dead end. I felt like the guy at the end of planet of the apes, falling to his knees.

No service. No map. Fucking noises in the bushes to the left and right of me. Like a horror movie.

Twisted my ankle slipping on a boulder in the dark. Knees fucking hurt.

I'm finally back. I made it. I'm back. Sitting at a bar on the shore. This is the best tasting fucking beer I've ever had in my life.

I'm never going into nature or hiking ever again. Fucking queers.

@Flavia's Prolapsed Peckah walking out of the woods

 

[Dog Eater]

Copy pasting what I wrote elsewhere + writing more.

I went on a fucking hike on an island. My plan was to just wing it like I do all my adventures and go where the trail takes me. Big fucking mistake.

Come close to nightfall...

I had no fucking drink... completely lost. I finally saw a sign saying a bay was up ahead. I fucking finally get there and it says "untouched, secret bay".... no sign of civilization. A fucking dead end. I felt like the guy at the end of planet of the apes, falling to his knees.

No service. No map. Fucking noises in the bushes to the left and right of me. Like a horror movie.

Twisted my ankle slipping on a boulder in the dark. Knees fucking hurt.

I'm finally back. I made it. I'm back. Sitting at a bar on the shore. This is the best tasting fucking beer I've ever had in my life.

I'm never going into nature or hiking ever again. Fucking queers.

So you went for a walk and it took longer than expected? Wow

 

[guest]

I've never been happier to be around people. The song sweet Caroline was playing on the bus ride to the ferry and everyone was singing a long. I didn't sing as well like a faggot, but I was smiling.

 

[gassers]

I've never been happier to be around people. The song sweet Caroline was playing on the bus ride to the ferry and everyone was singing a long. I didn't sing as well like a faggot, but I was smiling.

I can't believe a walk in the woods at night spooked you lol.

How many miles/km did you walk? Better be more than 5 for you to get this spooked!

Hope this isn't a copypasta/bait that I am falling for.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Instantly made me think of this..

 

[guest]

I can't believe a walk in the woods at night spooked you lol.

How many miles/km did you walk? Better be more than 5 for you to get this spooked!

Hope this isn't a copypasta/bait that I am falling for.

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Lol nigga it was 50k minimum.

It was fucked.

 

[guest]

Instantly made me think of this..

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Lol the thought of it being a sitcom situation went through my mind when I debated drinking my own pee.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Aryan spirit of adventure

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Hiking is a womanly activity

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I went outside once and on a whim I decided I was going to take a journey. I was going to walk to a specific far away location. I had nothing on me but my dedicated portable audio player- no water, no phone, no map, no wallet.
I got lost in heatstroke tier weather. I was dehydrated and I thought I was going to die until I realized I could drink out of other people's water hoses. That was the last time I pissed myself - I was so dehydrated that something "broke" in me and the minute I got water inside I just pissed out of my shorts onto somebody's porch. The piss was orange.