"Fuck Marry Kill was almost the story of my first marriage."-Feminist Ally Patrick Tomlinson

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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“Fuck Marry Kill was almost the story of my first marriage.”

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[captain_kamala]

and his second marriage was a one night stand gone wrong

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Im sure its stolen but thats a decent line

 

[Clint Ruin]

Im sure its stolen but thats a decent line

In light of his pro-gun stance and previous brandishing online, I feel like we might want to inform the general users of twitter. Ya know, just to be safe.

 

[Stent]

Did he fuck Ade with skill? Seems doubtful.

 

[SFWA liaison]

true, he desperately wanted Ade to kill their unborn child but didn't manage to convince her

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

true, he desperately wanted Ade to kill their unborn child but didn't manage to convince her

yea I got the impression he wanted to maintain his manchild lifestyle of living his "Author Dream" and she refused because she has morals. If so it's really fucked up to try to pressure a woman to abort her unborn child because it interferes with Your life. anyone but Patrick I wouldn't believe it

 

[SFWA liaison]

yea I got the impression he wanted to maintain his manchild lifestyle of living his "Author Dream" and she refused because she has morals. If so it's really fucked up to try to pressure a woman to abort her unborn child because it interferes with You're life. anyone but Patrick I wouldn't believe it

yup he basically spells it all out in his abortion tweets, they're always about himself if you read between the lines

"It's about hating women getting to be fully-expressed people, free to make their own choices and set their own priorities."

he had to either kill or abandon Annabelle to "fully express" himself, make his own choices and set his own priorities

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Did he fuck Ade with skill? Seems doubtful.

Rumor has it he was never actually able to penetrate her. Ade didn’t actually have penetrative sex until big Jon showed up swingin his hog around. Pat called it “nub rub”.. “Adrienne, child” he would say to her, “come to the bedroom for your nub rub”. They called it nub rub because Pats penis is so small that instead of actual sex he would simply pinch his baby mushroom head between his thumb and forefinger and then rub his little nub on Adrienne’s clit until he made baby sauce. The first time Adrienne felt Jon’s hog split her pussy hole she was so freaked out that he had to stop and explain to her that that’s what sex is actually supposed to feel like. True story.

 

[guest]

He definitely plagiarized this line from someone else.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Threatening to murder your wife because she doesn't love you is what all feminists do.

#BelieveAllWomenUnlessTheyEmasculateYouToThePointOfMurder/Suicide.

 

[stealthygeek]

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[Juschippinyababe]

Did he fuck Ade with skill? Seems doubtful.

Out of all Pat quotes this one about fucking with skill just busts my ribs

 

[fenrir]

They called it nub rub because Pats penis is so small that instead of actual sex he would simply pinch his baby mushroom head between his thumb and forefinger and blah blah blah...

Jesus, we get it.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

and his second marriage was a one night stand gone wrong

And his second wife resembles one night stand