Fuck Marry Kill - Cumia Clan Edition

[UnPRePared]

During a brief text exchange with Gosia this morning, I posed a question of great disgust: if you had to Fuck, marry and kill a Cumia (specifically Dawn, Joe and Ant, The Trinity of Skank), whom do you pick?

After a cussing out textually, she finally humoured me: Fuck Dawn, marry Anthony, kill Joe.

This necessitated clarification, which further annoyed her: she'd Fuck Dawn because she's the least disgusting of the 3 (I'm in agreement on this); marry Anthony because he wouldn't touch her sexually and she feels she can kick his ass; and kill Joe because, and I swear I didn't provoke this out of her, "He's not really like normal people".

What's say you, Brothermen? Do you dare answer such a question, the unwinnable scenario, a "Kobayashi Maru", if you will?

 

[guest]

agreed with choices.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That’s about right. I could bully Anthony out of his money. Worst case he gets a divorce and I take half the company and assets. Really make that faggots life hell. Your girl knows what she’s talking about Ray.

 

[Imager]

I mean, if I was a chick yeah I would say those same things.

Though I might switch Ant and Joe. Ant is a disaster and is no longer funny. Joe is the more amusing lolcow.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I don’t know man, it would be funny to see JoeH’s babbling reminisces about his baby brother and see him realize he’s got no more ATM to get through his “golden years”

 

[guest]

Kill all of them.

 

[guest]

Solid choice. Dawn probably has every std in the book but hey you gotta fuck one right? Anthony while gay is only attracted to children, so I don't have to worry about him coming on to him, also I can steal his money at will. Joe is just a worthless cow

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Fuck Ro Cumias dead corpse, Kill Joe, marry the cousin Anthony wanted to fuck.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Marry Dawn because Im not gay

Kill Anthony because Id rather keep Joe alive for all the humor he brings us.

I guess I have to fuck Joe, but Id record it and we’d all have a good laugh

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Marry Dawn because Im not gay

Kill Anthony because Id rather keep Joe alive for all the humor he brings us.

I guess I have to fuck Joe, but Id record it and we’d all have a good laugh

"Troll me like bone of your french girls"

 

[guest]

Marry Dawn because Im not gay

Kill Anthony because Id rather keep Joe alive for all the humor he brings us.

I guess I have to fuck Joe, but Id record it and we’d all have a good laugh

Keep Joe in the basement like the Gimp in Pulp Fiction