Fuck it, you want our identities so badly, Pat? Well here you go..

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

My name is Marcus Christopher Timmons. I am 48 years old and live in Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, CA.

I run a successful Youtube channel about my experiences in prison. Yes, i went to prison and contrary to what you kept telling us, i actually thrived in there.

I now work as a life coach, i help people keep their lives in check and stop them from making stupid decisions. You know, like trying to sue people online for calling you fat. I tell you what fat ass, i will give you a free consultation out of the goodness of my heart because i actually feel sorry for you. Get off the fart couch and get in touch before you fall even deeper into your pit of sorrow.

[email protected]

I look forward to hearing from you.

Marcus.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Oh shit, you'd better watch your cheeks Pat

 

[guest]

My real name is Craven Moorehead.

 

[Meownaw]

Dickens Coffee

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Oh shit, you'd better watch your cheeks Pat

if Pat gets caught peter gazing.....well, i'll just say it wont be good

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'm Dick Trickle and I used to have a career taking competitive left hand turns, but now I'm dead

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm former president of the Confederacy Jefferson Davis. These days I'm retired and I run a floral store. I make a nice little bit of money, but it's really just to get me out of the house. Anyway, fuck you Pat, you fat faggot.

 

[guest]

I think you just flooded Niki’s undercarriage.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Buthin cheekth

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know my name, nigga.



When they have to sell the Hooligan's building I'm gonna buy it and turn it into an Abe Vigoda museum.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

My name is Whitford E. Sonly. You’ve not earned the right to call me Whit.

 

[Raymond]

You know my name, nigga.



When they have to sell the Hooligan's building I'm gonna buy it and turn it into an Abe Vigoda museum.

Everybody knows you're actually some pajeet real estate agent, Abe.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Haven’t updated to the realid yet, but here’s mine.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Everybody knows you're actually some pajeet real estate agent, Abe.

Abeer Vigodajumdar, aspiring Bollywood sensation. I can find you affordable housing with luxurious indoor plumbing in the Greater Toronto Area.

 

[Will Tate]

I'm John Gulbonni.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I'm former president of the Confederacy Jefferson Davis. These days I'm retired and I run a floral store. I make a nice little bit of money, but it's really just to get me out of the house. Anyway, fuck you Pat, you fat faggot.

Can you make an arrangement that looks like a housing project with the numbers 221 on it?

 

[Stent]

My name is Iris. I'm from Bay Ridge Brooklyn.

Iris loves you.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Come get me piggy

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

How many people did you turn out in prison?

 

[Brooke Shields]

My real name is Heywood Youblowmypenis