Friend just sent me this

[turdcutter]

This is a normal sized toilet. Ever seen a turd this big?

 

[Meownaw]

I had a MASSIVE fawkin one last week that eclipses this one but I didn't take a photo.

 

[turdcutter]

I had a MASSIVE fawkin one last week that eclipses this one but I didn't take a photo.

I don't believe you. This turd is thicker than a baseball bat.

 

[guest]

"friend"



hey "turdcutter"...did your friend even exist

 

[johnnynoname]

"friend"

inception this nigga

 

[turdcutter]

"friend"



hey "turdcutter"...did your friend even exist

Now I know why Dan the Potato blocked you from his life.

 

[guest]

inception this nigga

Now I know why Dan the Potato blocked you from his life.

OP name: turd cutter
OP topic: a massively cut turd
"Friend" seems like a strawman

 

[Dusty Dan]

Post it on ratemypoo if it still exists (I'm not going to check)

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

seems to be a high level of non-absorbed fat (hence the float).

I literally look at the mirror, clench & make a loud noise (huraah!)... then drop-it fast like a WW2 torpedo. No messing around!

Everything on me is tight; my rhymes, my muscles, my shits.

huraah!!

 

[Dog Eater]

Post it on ratemypoo if it still exists (I'm not going to check)

I just checked, it’s gone. So many poos gone like tears in the rain.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Everything on me is tight; my rhymes, my muscles, my shits.

How bout that boi pussi hun

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Tell your friend to clean his toilet the fuckin animal. I’m gagging over here

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

How bout that boi pussi hun

ahhh jeez

 

[Niki]

ive had way bigger

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

There's used to be a website called rate my poo and the highest rated one was this colossal shit. It almost didn't look human.
There was also another one that was mostly loose stool shat outside with the undigested hot peppers in it.

 

[Monk]

Used to work overnights at this place where they'd send teenage fuck-ups who should have been in juvie but managed to get send to "residential treatment" instead. One of the little animals left the biggest dump I ever saw in one of the toilets. It was about 3/4 of the size of an uncut loaf of Subway footlong bread. Walking into that bathroom and seeing that in the toilet bowl is permanently etched into my mind.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Good friend you got, don't lose that one.

 

[Cuphead]

Not as bad as the one I had this morning

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

When I was a kid, my brother's and I would clog our toilet all the time

Swear I haven't for 20 years now, the toilet technology did improve

 

[Phish]

There's used to be a website called rate my poo and the highest rated one was this colossal shit. It almost didn't look human.
There was also another one that was mostly loose stool shat outside with the undigested hot peppers in it.

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