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Fred From Brooklyn’s Goes Jesse on the SS

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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1 hour ago - Brooklyn, NY

Washington insiders were stunned earlier today as a conspiracy to murder former President Trump was uncovered and exposed by a 70 year old househusband known only as Fred from Brooklyn. Communicating exclusively through Twitter, the preferred correspondence for all boomer dropouts, Fred effortlessly laid out the details of a plot involving at least the secret service and all members of the government who identify as Democrat. Though providing no evidence as to how or why the conspiracy exists, Fred’s tweets contained just the right amount of confidence that all other 70 year olds on twitter instinctively took them as fact. This story is still developing, the AP is continuing to explore the complete lack of realistic details provided in this bombshell report, along with Fred’s ties to an anonymous podcaster known as Anthony Cumya, whose tweets are even angrier and more frequent than Fred’s, leading extremely stupid people to think he, too, knows what he’s talking about.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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anyone who makes movie references beyond the age of 20 is an utter embarrassment, and should be openly mocked for doing so

You mean like how DePaulo tweeted that picture of the Sopranos, like the Mafia would side with Trump?

It's one thing to have knowledge of pop culture. It's another to blatantly confirm stereotypes as being true.

As we speak, I'm sure Fred is watching Goodfellas while beating his dick raw.
 
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