Frat Pat @GenCon

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I can smell that hat from here. I hope he collapses clutching his chest soon

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Also, the world's worst fitting set of shades makes another appearance. He's had those things forever, further proving how poor he is.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I absolutely believe that thing weighs 30 tons

Oh wait he’s talking about the gay inflatable space toy behind him

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Also, the world's worst fitting set of shades makes another appearance. He's had those things forever, further proving how poor he is.

When the frames angle outward, you know you're a fat fuck

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I’ve got a big Flaviaesque head so I’m not one to talk but that boy is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

The world's stealthiest geek, child. You could never tell from seeing him in public.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Nice 3 year old hat that makes your head look like a penis, stupid.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Also, the world's worst fitting set of shades makes another appearance. He's had those things forever, further proving how poor he is.

PUT EM ON YOUR FOREHEAD, DAWG!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

He finally found something more bloated and misshapen than his own fat head. Almost.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Every part of his face looks swollen, even more so than usual

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Also, the world's worst fitting set of shades makes another appearance. He's had those things forever, further proving how poor he is.

And they aren't even an expensive pair of sunglasses that you'd want to take care of and have for a while. They look like dollar general checkout line shit.

 

[Kurt_Love]

He's so fucking stealthy. People expect a big dumb muscle retired fullback/patched in biker and he opens his mouth and knows about starship troopers!!

 

[SFWA liaison]

Speaking of BattleTech Pat wrote a short story (7 pages) for that scifi universe, published in 2013 titled Sore Loser https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Sore_Loser

they never bought his trash writing again

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I can smell that hat from here. I hope he collapses clutching his chest soon

It's more of a bosom

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Oh my God they're not even letting him in the building but he's still pretending everything's okay

 

[Nick Gerlips]

The backwards hat serves no purpose to adult men. Just stop it, Rick.

 

[Guinness525]

Egg-headed dope.

 

[guest]

Bitch is a true grotesque. She has the kind of face you'd expect to see perched on the buttress of a 14th century French church.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Oh my God they're not even letting him in the building but he's still pretending everything's okay

Please confirm he is coping, seething and oinking.