Found this on Reddit

[42069]

 

[OpieRadio]

Patrick S. Tomlinshit is always a nice touch.

 

[bovinebrain]

No, child. I do not. I do not owe Quasi a penny. Now hush, little nothing baby infant. Shut your fucking little mouth, child.

 

[Coonskin]

That Reddit guys kids hilarious

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

 

[Clint Ruin]

That redditor actually sees his kid. Nice.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I always enjoy her calling him "Tomlinshit"

Age.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

You do know you can just sign her away and never see or deal with her again, don't you child? Why are you so bad at this?

 

[stealthygeek]

Both heartwarming and karmically appropriate to see the father-daughter bonding over taunting a daughter abandoner. When life gives you lemons, you bring your fuck trophy to go squeeze that shit in the fat guy's open wounds and have a loff.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I hope your child is aware she will be sentenced to death for this atrocious act. Nice parenting, stupid.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I hope this girl isnt chained in your basement

 

[42069]

At school if a kid teases her she ignores it because of Rick

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

At least we know patposting is in good hands when we pass the torch to the next generation.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I sometimes wonder if we'd have ever heard little Quadan saying mean shit about Rick eventually. Shame his dad turned him into sandwich spread before we could find out.

At least we know patposting is in good hands when we pass the torch to the next generation.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I sometimes wonder if we'd have ever heard little Quadan saying mean shit about Rick eventually. Shame his dad turned him into sandwich spread before we could find out.

You must not believe in God. Every time I turn on my Vizio speaker, I swear I hear that little mug whisper “Pat is Fat.” and I know the good Lord is with me.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Outta the mouths of babes.

 

[Raymond]

No, child. I'm not being bullied by a child, child.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Age

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I hope your child is aware she will be sentenced to death for this atrocious act. Nice parenting, stupid.

Wish I’d known this before. Ol’ Slick Ricky Tomlinson over there living the high life with his toy collection and tens of thousands of dollars of crippling debt while suckers like me are stuck here wasting twitter time being loved by our kids.

 

[guest]

And the torch is passed to the next generation.