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Found on R/All. Some Rascal trying to decipher our pudgy pundits 10 yr old posts

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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CarolMaxheinie

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I bet his only regret regarding the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon is that he didn’t account for those damn timing mats. He could’ve looked up the previous course and planned his course-cutting Ooosie Doodles more intelligently and avoided a significant smoking gun with regards to his cheating. He would still need to time his crossings to make them appear legit, but that’s something a college educated STEM graduate could handle.

Oh, wait. I forgot that Patrick S Tomlinson is an untalented Wisconsin rube who flunked out of his first semester of Waukesha County Technical College and can’t handle the most basic arithmetical functions. I keep forgetting that he’s a legitimate pants-shitting retard. My bad…point withdrawn.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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One thing compulsive liars do is add unnecessary lies to their lies. He could have just mentioned that the planes would fly so low that they could read the numbers. Instead he has to include (lie) that he was redoing the roof with his cumchugging father.
that one might be believable though

I mean imagine youre a pilot and you see what you think are two pigs mucking around on a roof
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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I bet his only regret regarding the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon is that he didn’t account for those damn timing mats. He could’ve looked up the previous course and planned his course-cutting Ooosie Doodles more intelligently and avoided a significant smoking gun with regards to his cheating. He would still need to time his crossings to make them appear legit, but that’s something a college educated STEM graduate could handle.

Oh, wait. I forgot that Patrick S Tomlinson is an untalented Wisconsin rube who flunked out of his first semester of Waukesha County Technical College and can’t handle the most basic arithmetical functions. I keep forgetting that he’s a legitimate pants-shitting retard. My bad…point withdrawn.
Carol, why even run if you're going to cheat? Why would people do that? I believe he cheated but I'm not sure I'll ever understand why he would decide to cheat in the first place.

It's one of the great mysteries of our time.
 

Imager

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Carol, why even run if you're going to cheat? Why would people do that? I believe he cheated but I'm not sure I'll ever understand why he would decide to cheat in the first place.

It's one of the great mysteries of our time.
It's no mystery. Pat is all about how he is seen. It's about status. Perception. That's why the blue checkmark is so important. The only thing that matters is his (good) marathon time, not that he cheated. He can then say he did a marathon in whatever fake time to impress others.

He's so miserable that he needs the validation of other people constantly.
 
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