Forum nutjob RobertMewler is going to live in the woods without technology, but is going to bring plenty of ebooks with her to "learn more about jews"

[guest]

Fucking insane, obese, mother-abandoning, barren chink:

 

[chocolatehellhole]

kirr arr jews! hitrer is my hero!! would you rikey meet up with me in person??

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I’ve lived out in the country my whole life and there’s nothing I hate more than city cunts showing up with their faggot remote jobs and snatching up property and rentals/outbidding families on housing when there’s barely enough to go around as is.

“I LIVED IN NYC FOR 2 DECADES AND NOW IM GOING TO LIVE LIKE A PIONEER”

are ya?

 

[guest]

I’ve lived out in the country my whole life and there’s nothing I hate more than city cunts showing up with their faggot remote jobs and snatching up property and rentals/outbidding families on housing when there’s barely enough to go around as is.

“I LIVED IN NYC FOR 2 DECADES AND NOW IM GOING TO LIVE LIKE A PIONEER”

are ya?

Fucking thank you, she's the wuuuurst.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I’ve lived out in the country my whole life and there’s nothing I hate more than city cunts showing up with their faggot remote jobs and snatching up property and rentals/outbidding families on housing when there’s barely enough to go around as is.

“I LIVED IN NYC FOR 2 DECADES AND NOW IM GOING TO LIVE LIKE A PIONEER”

are ya?

I don't understand why anyone would willingly live in a city.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I don't understand why anyone would willingly live in a city.

A lot of times when people here talk about Jews I sometimes think to myself you can really broaden that term to include all city dwellers. They are living under the most hardcore yoke of Jewish occupation so if you’re living in a city like NY or Miami for years at a time you are a de facto Jew yourself as far as I’m concerned.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

A lot of times when people here talk about Jews I sometimes think to myself you can really broaden that term to include all city dwellers. They are living under the most hardcore yoke of Jewish occupation so if you’re living in a city like NY or Miami for years at a time you are a de facto Jew yourself as far as I’m concerned.

The same can be said about the university industry. It became clear during my post-doctorate years of teaching that in order to rise, you must think like a Jew. I wasn't even in the Humanities, but the postmodern Frankfurt School nonsense was already seeping into everything.
Best decision I ever made was to walk away.

I pulled a catfish from the banks of the Missouri River a few months ago, and it gave me more pride than being a professor ever could.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

A lot of times when people here talk about Jews I sometimes think to myself you can really broaden that term to include all city dwellers. They are living under the most hardcore yoke of Jewish occupation so if you’re living in a city like NY or Miami for years at a time you are a de facto Jew yourself as far as I’m concerned.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'm not a redneck, I'm a hayseed.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I'm not a redneck, I'm a hayseed.

I’ll let you get back to your ham and eggs

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Wow brotherman. I’ve always liked Randy Newmans style but I had no idea he had that sort of insight. It’s hard to tell sometimes if he’s being serious or not he was kind of like the original Irony Bro but either way that’s a great tune with a unique perspective

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Wow brotherman. I’ve always liked Randy Newmans style but I had no idea he had that sort of insight. It’s hard to tell sometimes if he’s being serious or not he was kind of like the original Irony Bro but either way that’s a great tune with a unique perspective

He's a Jew.

 

[captain_kamala]

for me it's healthy to live amongst people and have to keep up appearances and fit in. i would go way off the deep end if i could isolate myself.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

He's a Jew.

i should have known. We can’t have anything.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

my redneck uncle sings this song all the time

 

[guest]

I’ve lived out in the country my whole life and there’s nothing I hate more than city cunts showing up with their faggot remote jobs and snatching up property and rentals/outbidding families on housing when there’s barely enough to go around as is.

“I LIVED IN NYC FOR 2 DECADES AND NOW IM GOING TO LIVE LIKE A PIONEER”

are ya?

What if you grew up deep in the sticks but went to the city in your 20s but wanted to move back into the sticks with your remote job? Is that cool?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I don't understand why anyone would willingly live in a city.

A few reasons (none of them good, mind you), eg:

• Status - "I'm where all the cool people are/things are happening". This is also connected to a sense of pride that is ironically similar to that of people who live off grid and get pleasure or status in demonstrating how self-sufficient they are - city dwellers pursue the same status boost by bragging about the crime level they have to deal with in their particular neighborhood
• Convenience - they're willing to put up with (read: completely ignore) ridiculous animal behavior going on around them every day because they can get an Uber any time they want, Amazon delivers their trinkets in 30 minutes, they have a choice among six Ethiopian restaurants who deliver at 3AM and an app tells them where to avoid bum shit.
• Employment - this is much less common now than it was, of course, but previously it was extremely common to hold one's nose and live in the city because that was the only place one could ply one's usually gay and not particularly productive trade.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

What if you grew up deep in the sticks but went to the city in your 20s but wanted to move back into the sticks with your remote job? Is that cool?

Yes. It also means you're smart.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

What if you grew up deep in the sticks but went to the city in your 20s but wanted to move back into the sticks with your remote job? Is that cool?

Sure city boy come on out. We’ll treat ya reeeal decent like don’t you worry

 

[Harry Powell]

for me it's healthy to live amongst people and have to keep up appearances and fit in. i would go way off the deep end if i could isolate myself.

100%. I need to be forced into society for my own good.