Forum baldcels: how do you not just kill yourself?

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I got a faaaawkin beautiful head of hair. When I cut it short I step out of the shower dry it vigorously run my fingers through it a couple times and 20 minutes later it looks like Calvin Klein styled it with mousse (or cum)

I’m nearly 40 now and it shows no signs of falling out. I have some family members like cousins around my age that ended up with patchy thin hair.. when I walk up behind them sitting down at the thanksgiving table it makes me scream AHHHHHH inside my head. It looks grotesque like a rat dug out a nest on the back of their head.

This other guy I know is a pretty big local musician around here. When he was younger the guy had a fawkin beautiful mane of curly hair flowing down past his shoulders. Now only the back half of his head grows hair anymore. He refuses to cut it probably because of the musician thing but it makes me sad when I see him. Poor lil mug looks like an Apache scalped him with a tomahawk. Guys with long hair that are bald on the top look like pedophiles

Anyways what was I saying… oh ya if I was going bald I would probably kill myself.

 

[LiberalPussy]

@BenDovid , comment?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I just don't care, I don't have a Somali shaped head like Norton at least, now if I did, that would upset me.

 

[Dog Eater]

Women legitimately do not seem to care, I’d be very upset if I went bald but only due to vanity.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Women legitimately do not seem to care, I’d be very upset if I went bald but only due to vanity.

It really does depend on you and how you handle yourself.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

bald dudes look like penis

discuss

 

[guest]

I still have a decent head of hair, which is good because I don't have a great head shape for baldness. If you lose it, you have to shave it off. Even Sam looks much better since he bit the bullet (wish he would for real.)

 

[Fucktwat The Clown]

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

 

[Coonskin]

I have hair like that underground rapper Calvin Coolidge

 

[NoBacon]

I can grow a full beard so I’d simply shave it off and rock that look, but I sincerely hope I don’t.

I wouldn’t get a hair transplant or take pills though, at that point you just need to let nature take course.