For All the Whining...

[The REAL JDA]

Even though all of the blue checks are swarming around his fake sob thread like I've never seen, it has not moved the needle even one book for his book sales. SJWs just don't buy books. He is failing at monetizing his victimhood.

 

[Meownaw]

It's the typical SJW not putting their money where their mouth is. Tale as fat as time.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's the typical SJW not putting their money where their mouth is. Tale as fat as time.

They would have to have money for that

 

[Uncle Floyd]

So people are buying 5723 OTHER books about space marines more than they're buying Pat's? ARE THERE even 5723 other books about space marines?!

 

[Meownaw]

So people are buying 5723 OTHER books about space marines more than they're buying Pat's? ARE THERE even 5723 other books about space marines?!

I couldn't name 5. Nice NYT Best Seller, stupid.

 

[NoBacon]

He could have a 100% increase in sales and still sell 4 copies. He’s a profound failure as an author.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I couldn't name 5. Nice NYT Best Seller, stupid.

Let's say the HALO and Doom books make up, what? A 100? 200? That's still 5,000 other unknown space marine stories people would rather spend their money on.

There's another The Ark that's killing it for us today:

I wonder if that's why Pat's The Ark is seeing a bump.

 

[Meownaw]

Let's say the HALO and Doom books make up, what? A 100? 200? That's still 5,000 other unknown space marine stories people would rather spend their money on.

There's another The Ark that's killing it for us today:
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I wonder if that's why Pat's The Ark is seeing a bump.

They recently announced a tv series based on that. The only way he can get sales is by people buying the wrong book. Hahaha holeeeeeshit

 

[The REAL JDA]

So people are buying 5723 OTHER books about space marines more than they're buying Pat's? ARE THERE even 5723 other books about space marines?!

There's a lot of fucking books about space marines.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

There's a lot of fucking books about space marines.

But do they have a gay crab in it? Checkmate.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

There's a lot of fucking books about space marines.

But how many are there about an alien race that looks exactly like children, and is there sexual activity with them?

Hush, stlaker.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Fatrick fails again? No shit you say!!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

There's a lot of fucking books about space marines.

But do they have a gay crab in it? Checkmate.

But how many are there about an alien race that looks exactly like children, and is there sexual activity with them?

Hush, atalker.

You all forgot about them being GAY BLACK SPACE MARINES. Check and mate, little ones.

 

[RoTheHo69]

The whole concept of space marines is stupid. First of all space doesn't have anything to do with being a body of water so how are they marine? secondly why would they classify Marines based on where they are deploying them? Nobody called Marines in Vietnam "Vietnam Marines" or "jungle Marines". I believe the correct term that fatrick is looking for is 'Marines. but in space! and homosexual!'.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

The whole concept of space marines is stupid. First of all space doesn't have anything to do with being a body of water so how are they marine? secondly why would they classify Marines based on where they are deploying them? Nobody called Marines in Vietnam "Vietnam Marines" or "jungle Marines". I believe the correct term that fatrick is looking for is 'Marines. but in space! and homosexual!'.

Yes! Patrick has no ability to write casual dialogue.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

i also doubt that any of the better ranked 5264 books feature futuristic locations akin to Space-McDonalds or even Space-Five Guys.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

When those people get their copy of The Ark and it's not the one they expect, you KNOW they're gonna hop on Google. Give it a "Who is patrick Tomlinson the ark" and find hours of reading far more entertaining than anything William Milkshakespeare's written.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that a different book with the same name got a movie deal. I think that was the one pat was saying was getting shopped around or was turned into script.

 

[Meownaw]

I love that a different book with the same name got a movie deal. I think that was the one pat was saying was getting shopped around or was turned into script.

I hope the movie is a major hit and everyone talks about The Ark making Pat seethe.

 

[RobertMewler]

But how many are there about an alien race that looks exactly like children, and is there sexual activity with them?

All of them?