For 1 billion dollars

[Maybe even kiss you]

Would you watch a slasher movie and then spend the night alone in a cabin?

 

[Meownaw]

A bit too scary if you ask me!

 

[guest]

For 1 billion...would you spell the alphabet with your tongue on that avocado guys asshole?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

For 1 Billion, would you ignore every other user on here but Dre and Cuntfucker?

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I wonder how much money Nikocado gets from YT. He seems to be doing pretty well for himself to be honest witcha.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I wonder how much money Nikocado gets from YT. He seems to be doing pretty well for himself to be honest witcha.

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He has all the narcissism and mental illness of Patrick, except he actually utilizes it for fame and fortune

 

[guest]

I wonder how much money Nikocado gets from YT. He seems to be doing pretty well for himself to be honest witcha.

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Proof that God is dead

 

[SensibleKeks]

I wonder how much money Nikocado gets from YT. He seems to be doing pretty well for himself to be honest witcha.

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[Patrick O'Neal]

Take the money and hire SAS team to protect.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

For real, if given $1 billion id spend a couple grand having someone go to all of Joseph Cumia’s shows and recording him while yelling out “FATHER of FOUR” / “So so so so so” / “MOOOOO”

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

When I watched Signs (praise Mel) for the first time. We were staying at my Nanna’s house and I was to afraid to look out the window that night because I might see an alien standing on the barn.

Do I get 1 billion dollars now?

 

[guest]

For real, if given $1 billion id spend a couple grand having someone go to all of Joseph Cumia’s shows and recording him while yelling out “FATHER of FOUR” / “So so so so so” / “MOOOOO”

I'd buy every hovel around Pat and offer then to forum posters to live rent free and target him for harassment

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'd buy every hovel around Pat and offer then to forum posters to live rent free and target him for harassment

I’d donate to your cause brothaman. I’d also buy hooligan’s and transform it into a Pat / Swine themed bar and restaurant.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

There isn't really ANYTHING I wouldn't do short of harming or murdering myself or my family for a billion dollars. There's no amount of vulgarity or public shaming that can't be soothed w a cool Bill.

 

[Spraggy]

AITA for thinking we should have universal healthcare and teach real life lessons in school like how to pay a bill, find a job etc?

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I'd buy every hovel around Pat and offer then to forum posters to live rent free and target him for harassment

Or imagine finding out Anthony's current net worth and then donating twice as much to Missy and everyone else around him. Not paying them to leave, but just giving them the money to find out if anyone sticks around out of free will. As a billionaire you can play fawking god.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I have a better one: Would you spend the night in a cabin with Kurt Love, your 12-year-old daughter, and a weapon for a billion dollars?