Food Review: MOUNTAIN DEW (Summer Freeze)

[DMAN]

I was recently thinking about a cherry-raspberry flavored soda I used to (steal) drink all day when I worked at the 'Panera' downtown. When I saw "cherry-raspberry-lime" in the description of this new MT DEW flavor, I figured it was worthy of an analysis post. I was curious to see if MT DEW would live up to the standards set by the afroementioned soda I used to stealdrink every single day of my tenure at "downtown Panera Bread."

The Taste: I often find that lemon and lime are a major culprit in spoiling my fun, with far too much tang, too sweet, or just the wrong contribution for whatever it is in particular that that lime or lemon has ruined. I don't enjoy lemonade. I will drink a lemon water just to feel fake healthy. Cherry and Raspberry would have been perfect together. Lemon or lime not even standalone fruits, not whatsoever. Nuh Uh.

But this MT DEW product is another example of fatass calories wasted with a low quality experience. Why be fat when this shit isn't even all that good? And it's expensive, at least where I go. I drank half this bottle and left it alone. It sat in the fridge until I just dumped it in the gawbage pale.

Soda Drinkers, I just don't understand you. Is it a childhood cope? Who needs this much sugar... I see people drinking shit like this every single day, I'm amazed they're not even fatter than they appear to be.

The Look: I thought the label was fairly well designed, to be fair. It has a stupid little clown-like color scheme, and it's a nice little gimmick with the pixar ice cream bar guy on the side giving the middle finger, or whatever the fuck he's doing. It was a little cute. Much much better than that Nigger Abomination "COCA-COLA MOVE" which I reviewed previously and hated.

Final Judgement: Rating C+ it was okay. I don't buy soda, so I likely won't buy it again.

You know what? While we're at it... Bravo today to PEPSI for changing their Logo from that feminine lowercase Lifetime Channel looking bullshit they were using before, and going back to ALL CAPS PEPSI

PEPSI might not taste better than Coke, but it looks better.

 

[guest]

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[DMAN]

Please don't post my direct competitors in my thread. You're taking food out of my pockets.

 

[victor_sanchez]

daaam, so it don't drink good?

 

[Treat Yourself]

Soda Drinkers, I just don't understand you. Is it a childhood cope?

I drink diet soda because I like fizzy drinks and I'm a homosexual.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I drank half this bottle and left it alone.

Soda Drinkers, I just don't understand you. Is it a childhood cope?

I like a good Dr. Pepper from time to time. I don't fuck with Coke any more because they've changed the flavour on us, although I'll use it for bourbon over Christmas.

 

[Meownaw]

The only other Mtn Dew flavor I liked was Code Red. Have you ever taken a deep dive into the world of Dew Trading? I'm not joking there is an entire community that trades rare hard to find flavors and scalps them.

 

[DMAN]

daaam, so it don't drink good?

It drank pretty good.

 

[DMAN]

I like a good Dr. Pepper from time to time. I don't fuck with Coke any more because they've changed the flavour on us, although I'll use it for bourbon over Christmas.

I can't deny that I will go for a Dr. Pepper when I'm getting a meal that forces me to pick a drink. And the No Sugar version of it is pretty damn decent.

And I have a conspiracy theory that Coke and most other major processed foods all changed formulas around covid and all taste different now... I think the blended up bugs are already in there.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Bravo today to PEPSI for changing their Logo from that feminine lowercase Lifetime Channel looking bullshit

This was my first thought when they rolled out this dumbass logo.

 

[guest]

The only soda i’ll allow myself to drink is a Coca-Cola Zero Sugar once a month or so.

 

[Meownaw]

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This was my first thought when they rolled out this dumbass logo.

Thanks I can't unsee it now.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Thanks I can't unsee it now.

Welcome to my world. Try drawing it on cans and bottles in the wild, it's a relaxing hobby. Don't nobody know nothin'.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

And I have a conspiracy theory that Coke and most other major processed foods all changed formulas around covid and all taste different now... I think the blended up bugs are already in there.

I can believe that. It certainly doesn't have the same bite as it used to though. On a nice hot day, a Coke out of a glass bottle was better than a cold beer.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

btw I'm proclaiming the Dr. Pepper Cherry Vanilla variant as the best soft drink going

not to be confused with the Dr. Pepper Cream Soda which may be very similar, it's been a while

 

[Meownaw]

btw I'm proclaiming the Dr. Pepper Cherry Vanilla variant as the best soft drink going

not to be confused with the Dr. Pepper Cream Soda which may be very similar, it's been a while

I'll have to try that Dr. Pepper is my soda of choice.

 

[aRTie02150]

I do like the red mountain dew, probably because it's red and red things usually taste good.

Try some Raspberry Ginger ale if you've never had any. I'd like to see your review on it.

It's my favorite beverage.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I drink diet soda because I like fizzy drinks and I'm a homosexual.

Fizzy water rules. All in wit da Bubly and La Croix.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

On a nice hot day, a Coke out of a glass bottle was better than a cold beer.

Hard disagree, pal.

 

[bombvest]