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I haven't been a soda drinker in many years. Whenever I see someone walking around with a coke bottle, especially when they look unhealthy, I want to cumia spit on them.
I was a lifetime soda consoomer until about 10 years ago. In recent months I've relapsed a few times. Fanta Orange. Dr Pepper. Mountain Dew Code Red. What's the name of some of them other sodas we got? Root beer. Vanilla Coke. It drank pretty good.
The Look
Well today I came across this brand new flavor of an old time classic that I was tricked into drinking.
The marketing ploy here is that Coke gets you to do a "Curiosity Purchase" by not putting any descriptions of the flavor on the label whatsoever.
The label is basically just a Tranny Flag looking color scheme, with some shitty "hand drawn" art, no doubt made by some nigger.
As I was saying, Coke scams you out of money by making you curious to see what the relevance of the name "MOVE" could be, and why they would decide to make a "Limited Edition" soda. I believe this marketing technique is a retooling of the "New Coke" ploy... They want to see if people will actually buy something just because it has a retarded vague label.
The Taste
I should have put it back on the shelf when I was standing in the store reading the google search reviews. "Bubblegum flavor?" I would never drink that. I assumed it had to be like "Extra Sugar" Coke. I recall the bottle listing the sugar contents being 127% of your daily recommended value... It does taste like bubblegum, like really bad candy nobody eats. I hated it and only had maybe 5 sips, I gave it a chance because sometimes sodas are all about the after taste.
The Verdict
The drinking experience is not worth the sugar and calories that you are consuming for this. A regular Coke? It could be arguable to some people. Me personally, I'd rather water. Again I think that this product is a complete scam piece of shit that anyone could make, but maybe this is the result of some kind of contest where an inner city child got to design and conceptualize their own flavor or something? It's just so random and niggery, the name MOVE has no significance and it's Limited Edition because it sucks and isn't worth committing to bottling long term. They just wanted to see if dopes like me would do a "Curiosity Purchase," and you betcha I did.
Rating:
F -- I had 5 sips and threw it in the garbage can. I don't recycle.
I was a lifetime soda consoomer until about 10 years ago. In recent months I've relapsed a few times. Fanta Orange. Dr Pepper. Mountain Dew Code Red. What's the name of some of them other sodas we got? Root beer. Vanilla Coke. It drank pretty good.
The Look
Well today I came across this brand new flavor of an old time classic that I was tricked into drinking.
The marketing ploy here is that Coke gets you to do a "Curiosity Purchase" by not putting any descriptions of the flavor on the label whatsoever.
The label is basically just a Tranny Flag looking color scheme, with some shitty "hand drawn" art, no doubt made by some nigger.
As I was saying, Coke scams you out of money by making you curious to see what the relevance of the name "MOVE" could be, and why they would decide to make a "Limited Edition" soda. I believe this marketing technique is a retooling of the "New Coke" ploy... They want to see if people will actually buy something just because it has a retarded vague label.
The Taste
I should have put it back on the shelf when I was standing in the store reading the google search reviews. "Bubblegum flavor?" I would never drink that. I assumed it had to be like "Extra Sugar" Coke. I recall the bottle listing the sugar contents being 127% of your daily recommended value... It does taste like bubblegum, like really bad candy nobody eats. I hated it and only had maybe 5 sips, I gave it a chance because sometimes sodas are all about the after taste.
The Verdict
The drinking experience is not worth the sugar and calories that you are consuming for this. A regular Coke? It could be arguable to some people. Me personally, I'd rather water. Again I think that this product is a complete scam piece of shit that anyone could make, but maybe this is the result of some kind of contest where an inner city child got to design and conceptualize their own flavor or something? It's just so random and niggery, the name MOVE has no significance and it's Limited Edition because it sucks and isn't worth committing to bottling long term. They just wanted to see if dopes like me would do a "Curiosity Purchase," and you betcha I did.
Rating:
F -- I had 5 sips and threw it in the garbage can. I don't recycle.
