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Food poisoning is fucking gay

goo gobbler

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i had what i suspect was salmonella a few months ago. i was freezing and nonstop shitting. when i thought it was over after a few days and i could eat again i got some pizza and the shitting intensified. at that point my asshole got so lit up and the shit blasts were so bad i was putting my feet on the wall in front of the toilet as if awkward posture would lessen the pain while trying to inch the shit out very slowly

i had to sit on a pillow for a couple days after
 

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I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Every nigger john post

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