Fonald Plump

[Clint Ruin]

 

[captain_kamala]

Space Applebees

 

[sorchEDearth]

"Oink. Oink."

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nigger garbage

 

[Gay Faggot.]

More Meatloaf.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Block. Report.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Hush, child

 

[potatopeeler63]

Report and Block.

“Pat, can I call you that? That’s… three words”

No child you may not.
no child it is not.
and is a preposition, not a word.

“and.. is a conjunction, patrick”

bzzzt wrong. Try again sweetie.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

"Have you got any good ideas, tubby?"

"No, child."

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

is “pants-shitting retard” two words or three? I’m sure English Language Expert Pat can parse this question of hyphenation for us as soon as he wakes up around noon.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

And they gave him a one word answer

“No.”

 

[guest]

Pay Quasi

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

In space

 

[Imager]

felony child

 

[guest]

Jon's dong.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Suicide demands

 

[peckafacce]

Fat fuck

 

[stealthygeek]

Cool story about not getting a contract, Patrick.

I once heard that when James Cameron was pitching an Alien sequel he just walked into the meeting, went up to the whiteboard and wrote "ALIEN$." That was the whole pitch since they knew they could cash in on scifi rubes regardless of quality, the plot didn't even matter.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

The book-buying public had a one word answer, Pat:

“Pass”

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Daughter abandonment.