Flowers for Dougie

[Professor Rape]

Like six months ago I applied to undergo a pharmaceutical experiment at a university to increase my intelligence. My friend said they were lookin for people so I was like fuck yes. They're willing to pay CASH $$$$$$$$$$.

They finally contacted me and I said yes I'm still interested, and still dumb. I hope this shit works because I want to be smart at my job. I'm supposed to journal every day and answer a bunch of questions that test my intelligence. I like rape.

How should I spend my time when I'm smart? I'm thinking of joining the milwaukee atheists club.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Professor Rape]

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You think you're hot shit since you got new niki react material with those SEO interviews dont you?!?!

Well soon I'll be SMAHT! Not dumb like everyone says!

 

[lil chud]

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Nikki's looking cute here. The 240p really smooths out all wrinkles, and her hair is covering her big dumbo ears. She also doesn't look like a fat piece of shit from the neck up either. Not bad.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Experimental Jew brain chemicals, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Professor Rape]

Taking my first dosage

 

[Professor Rape]

1 hour in, no side effects so far. Although I am feeling quite capricious.

....................i googled "words to sound smart".

 

[StlakerFatti]

1 hour in, no side effects so far. Although I am feeling quite capricious.

....................i googled "words to sound smart".

i've been increasing my intelligence too. already going at 9 hours and counting!