Florida man buys new car for his fat, unemployed wife

[LongIslandchomper]

Nice dilapidated driveway and no garage, stupid. And of course our neurotic Florida piggy has to let everyone know she still masks up on her harrowing trips to the grocery store.

 

[fusciasomething]

Is it just me or does it already tilt towards her fat seat?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Bet she crashes it in the next 6 months.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Looked at a bunch of Subarus 16's 17's for a beater, every single one of them with leather seats the drivers side was ripped to shit, the way they were ripped you could tell it was from just sitting in them, she will be bitching soon

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nice hubcaps, stupid

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Frump Edition?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Bet she crashes it in the next 6 months.

Inshallah

Is it just me or does it already tilt towards her fat seat?

RIP suspension

 

[captain_kamala]

That's a lezmobile.

 

[guest]

Nice poor person car.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

That's a lezmobile.

Thank you, I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how long before a Coexist bumper sticker is slapped on that car.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

You can keep the facemask in the glove compartment but that wouldn't signal to the rest of insta you're pro-mask.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Thank you, I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how long before a Coexist bumper sticker is slapped on that car.

It came with one, and a Hilary and Obama bumper sticker.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

eugh. surprised its not a Kia. You know that things gonna smell like stale farts and fat roll sweat in less than a month.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

There's a lane of grass growing in between the tire tracks. Nice driveway, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit that is an awful driveway. Who would take a picture of it? Maybe if she got off her fat ass and got a job they could afford to fix it. Of course she won’t and I’m sure be bitching about this car shortly since she didn’t pay for it. Her husband is beyond pathetic with the lowest self esteem.

 

[Tortfeasor]

It just needs a disabled parking sticker on the back and they're good to go

 

[TomFromNawlins]

She hasn't driven it yet. With her knee, she has a little trouble getting into the seat.

 

[Brooke Shields]

why do people without jobs get cars?

 

[fusciasomething]

You can keep the facemask in the glove compartment but that wouldn't signal to the rest of insta you're pro-mask.

it really is comical

 

[Snake]

Nice overgrown driveway, like your dyke wife's nigger fart inhaling pussy.