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"First caught the line of drool running down the corner of her mouth before it reached her chin, but only just."

RobertMewler

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Did she!???

Write what you know!

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This post was inspired by some lady on KF doing a book report on Starship Repo.
 

RobertMewler

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Before this fateful day I was completely unaware that rain was capable of targeting one's chin like a homing missile.
Yeah, like others said before, when it rains in NYC the subway floors are wet from footsteps and umbrella drippings. Plus, it's so humid there, any water that fell on you stays on your clothes a long time before evaporating. Hours even.

He should just admit the chin slime was either the glaze of a donut or he failed to wash up after eating out a hooker/gigolo. Forgive my unladylike language but it had to be said.
 

Meownaw

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Yeah, like others said before, when it rains in NYC the subway floors are wet from footsteps and umbrella drippings. Plus, it's so humid there, any water that fell on you stays on your clothes a long time before evaporating. Hours even.

He should just admit the chin slime was either the glaze of a donut or he failed to wash up after eating out a hooker/gigolo. Forgive my unladylike language but it had to be said
The floor was wet, child. A Muslim woman was mopping it up when a nazi chud started harassing her, little one. But as you can see he is not in the photo because they shut up real quick when confronted, baby child.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Remember when someone posted this on the NYC subreddit saying their mentally handicapped brother was missing and nobody questioned it? He's literally a drooling retard.
Pat tried to call that toothpaste drip, rain. We all know what it looks like when you dont wipe the toothpaste off your mouth. The we looked up the weather that day and didnt rain. Pat has to lie about even the smallest things.
 

DiarrheaDick

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Remember when someone posted this on the NYC subreddit saying their mentally handicapped brother was missing and nobody questioned it? He's literally a drooling retard.
Idk, I recall somebody giving a good lashing to the OP for convincing the WHOLE city that there was an unaccompanied retard just wandering around the streets as if it's not mostly full of that type of person to begin with.
 
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It rained on my chin but nowhere else on my body, I then went inside, bought a ticket, waited for the train to arrive, got on the train, and took a selfie while not noticing my chinrain, child.

Anything else is a delusion you simply must believe to survive.
 
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