Firearm Fat Faggot

[FatPatsBaps]

Hello fans, Patrick Tomlinson here.

I am contacting you about restoring my guns. Years ago I received a rather uninvited divorce from my first, better wife after I was cucked by my best friend who was known for being well-endowed and having meaty, sausage fingers. This was around the time she became pregnant with my daughter, who I was forced to sign away because something something Robin Williams. After the incident, I threatened them both with my Nambu 8mm, and was then arrested and told by the Milwaukee Police Department that I couldn't use my firearms anymore.

But now I'm back, and I'm pissed off. I want you and your attorneys to help fight for me to regain my firearms. I promise I won't do any oopsie doodles. Just be the sidekick in my quest to get my firearms back. Don't worry about the daughter, she will get around to seeing me once she turns 18.

You can contact me on my phone.

Thanks my darlings.

Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[Meownaw]

The thought of his inbox being filled with "thank you for your feedback" to things he never visited is like a baseball bat to my remaining ribs.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Do they have a contact email? I think Pat might want to follow up by sending videos of his gun prowess on display like watching his tits and chins jiggle at the range or doing reloading exercises in his half home.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"I've got your six, and I'm really fucking cranky".

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Do they have a contact email? I think Pat might want to follow up by sending videos of his gun prowess on display like watching his tits and chins jiggle at the range or doing reloading exercises in his half home.

Just in case Pat wants to send those videos, although I DON'T recommend doing this.