Finally some good news for Nana

[Roslyn Vampire]

Her arch-nemesis from elementary school, Boomer Esiason, has been removed from CBS's NFL Sunday show. Nana always wins in the end...

Oh wait, Boomer is still on his WFAN morning show which is simulcast on the CBS Sports Network.

Oh and he is still married to his wife who didn't previously fuck his brother and has never looked like Ron Perlman in a wig.

Oh yeah and he has two kids.

And still lives in his home on Long Island in a town which was ranked fifth on Forbes' 10 most affluent U.S. communities.

And is healthy enough to play 50-70 recreational-league hockey games a year, with his son as a teammate, playing alongside NHL alumni.

Yep, Nana always wins in the end.

 

[UnPRePared]

Her arch-nemesis from elementary school, Boomer Esiason, has been removed from CBS's NFL Sunday show. Nana always wins in the end...

Oh wait, Boomer is still on his WFAN morning show which is simulcast on the CBS Sports Network.

Oh and he is still married to his wife who didn't previously fuck his brother and has never looked like Ron Perlman in a wig.

Oh yeah and he has two kids.

And still lives in his home on Long Island in a town which was ranked fifth on Forbes' 10 most affluent U.S. communities.

And is healthy enough to play 50-70 recreational-league hockey games a year, with his son as a teammate, playing alongside NHL alumni.

Yep, Nana always wins in the end.

But back to obscurity with y - oh.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

And he's eligible for a pension, while Nana spent the last of her nest egg on health insurance premiums and a house in Niggerville.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Toast]

Yeah, but what kind of name is Boomer? Right, my zoomer friends??