"Fiercely Loyal Dude" Stupid Jim Norton: "I'd turn on my own mother before I would motherfuck Dice" ....He had no idea he contradicted his own point.

[DMAN]

I'm so loyal, I would sell out my mother for an entertainment career.

Stupid faggot.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Sounds like every podcast comic in the current generation. The Worm is truly a pioneer.

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[Sue2]

It would take him less than a YEAR after this comment to shit on Louis CK. I don’t like Louis. He’s a little spic creep. But i’m so happy he motherfucked Norton for being a spineless worm. How many people have Norton stood by despite them being more abhorrent? But oh right, Louis was a big name with a lot of eyes on him and made Jim singlehandedly. So he had to throw him under the bus so the skeletons don’t come out of his closet…like anyone would bother to open the door. I fucking hate him

 

[Meownaw]

It's funny because an example of that is him saying absolutely nothing during the Jay Mohr and Dice fight that involved police. You wouldn't even know he was in studio if you didn't listen closely to him say one line before they put Dice on.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Ant gets tossed out of the Comedy Cellar by Kenny. Later that same night:

Fiercely loyal guy this little Yimmy.

 

[guest]

Ant gets tossed out of the Comedy Cellar by Kenny. Later that same night:

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Fiercely loyal guy this little Yimmy.

So happy all those years of egg whites couldn't hold back the fat from returning. That's what you get for subjecting the listeners to that. Nice turkey neck, stupid.

 

[BoringFaggot]

As much as I hate Jim, to think he was being serious is a little far-fetched...

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Ant gets tossed out of the Comedy Cellar by Kenny. Later that same night:

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Fiercely loyal guy this little Yimmy.

Nice avoiding alcohol your whole life just to look like you abuse alcohol, stupid

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Ant gets tossed out of the Comedy Cellar by Kenny. Later that same night:

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Fiercely loyal guy this little Yimmy.

That was a tough one, man. He honestly didn't hear about that / see the video / read the article / see the tweet. He has been extremely busy staying at home and edging for the last decade or so. He'd tell you if he didn't. He loves Anthony and will never stop doing his show. He'd like to do it more often but he's on in the mornings and Ant's show starts at 4 PM, so he doesn't know what to tell you, dude. Anyone could have called.

 

[lowend73]

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Nice avoiding alcohol your whole life just to look like you abuse alcohol, stupid

Hes gotta keep that charade up.

30+ years performing in alcohol serving clubs? If he is so against it, why perform? Im sure there were comedians in the green room (for the clubs that have it) drinking in front of him.

Just say you don't drink, we don't need your rationalization and pantomime faggot

 

[bantadant]

Hes gotta keep that charade up.

30+ years performing in alcohol serving clubs? If he is so against it, why perform? Im sure there were comedians in the green room (for the clubs that have it) drinking in front of him.

Just say you don't drink, we don't need your rationalization and pantomime faggot

It's because he desperately needs that part of his "personality." He's a bland as fuck middle aged dude without any real interests

 

[Rudderman]

Ant gets tossed out of the Comedy Cellar by Kenny. Later that same night:

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Fiercely loyal guy this little Yimmy.

Jesus, he really is an invertebrate. Just a lump of play-doh dressed as a man.

 

[DMAN]

Ant gets tossed out of the Comedy Cellar by Kenny. Later that same night:

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Fiercely loyal guy this little Yimmy.

Just like when SXM tossed Auntie out on his black ass. But replace Burr with Opie.

 

[DMAN]

As much as I hate Jim, to think he was being serious is a little far-fetched...

He was. Go listen to the tape. He thought that he was making the point that he's loyal but didn't even realize he was admitting his shameful disloyalty.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Ant gets tossed out of the Comedy Cellar by Kenny. Later that same night:

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Fiercely loyal guy this little Yimmy.

Burr is midway through his fade from "happy to be next to Dice" to "Awwww Jeshushhththh, he's touching me."

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hes gotta keep that charade up.

30+ years performing in alcohol serving clubs? If he is so against it, why perform? Im sure there were comedians in the green room (for the clubs that have it) drinking in front of him.

Just say you don't drink, we don't need your rationalization and pantomime faggot

It doesn’t get brought up enough that on Bar Rescue he either drank a sip of beer, pretended to, or had some NA beer for a tv credit. Worm gonna worm.

 

[Sue2]

It doesn’t get brought up enough that on Bar Rescue he either drank a sip of beer, pretended to, or had some NA beer for a tv credit. Worm gonna worm.

Worms fake alcoholism is brought up but not nearly enough on here. He is entirely inconsistent with it. He’s claimed to seen countless friends die of addiction and has seen it with people in his own field. Yet won’t even minorly help his “great friend” Nana who clearly has a horrific drinking problem. He can’t even stand the sight of alcohol or it being near him but can perform at clubs or hang out at the fucking Compound where everybody is sauced. You don’t think Ant walks in Jims apartment with a beer in his hand? There was that time he freaked out because Guy Fieri cooked his steak in alcohol. Or the time he panicked on air because a cake was made with rum or some other beverage. But the key to these events is they’re all on air. Norton is not pestering every waiter he encounters to inquire if the dishes are cooked in alcohol. He plays up his drinking problem ten fold like his sexual depravity to give him literally anything of interest personality wise.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

More of that fierce loyalty towards one of only two men willing to put this talentless cunt on TV regularly.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Worms fake alcoholism is brought up but not nearly enough on here. He is entirely inconsistent with it. He’s claimed to seen countless friends die of addiction and has seen it with people in his own field. Yet won’t even minorly help his “great friend” Nana who clearly has a horrific drinking problem. He can’t even stand the sight of alcohol or it being near him but can perform at clubs or hang out at the fucking Compound where everybody is sauced. You don’t think Ant walks in Jims apartment with a beer in his hand? There was that time he freaked out because Guy Fieri cooked his steak in alcohol. Or the time he panicked on air because a cake was made with rum or some other beverage. But the key to these events is they’re all on air. Norton is not pestering every waiter he encounters to inquire if the dishes are cooked in alcohol. He plays up his drinking problem ten fold like his sexual depravity to give him literally anything of interest personality wise.

100% correct but it was noodles in vodka sauce in the same pan as his. Guy sounded annoyed but he had already mf’d Sam* by giving him vodka so I just think he didn’t want any issue with the “talent.” Unless he did it twice which wouldn’t surprise me either.

 

[Meownaw]

More of that fierce loyalty towards one of only two men willing to put this talentless cunt on TV regularly.

One of his recent specials had a long list of thanks basically including every comic from da show Bob Kelly was there but Norton no where to be seen. Nice bridge burned you retard.