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Female cop knocked out by suspect…

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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How embarrassing. She ran 10 steps and ate shit. Im sure she will milk the " Injured on the job" and take an extended vacation fully paid. Pretty sure you can hear her badge scrape the ground when she goes down.
I know you guys are a bit younger then me, but I've been arrested by a woman, it fucking sucks balls. Makes me almost consider not doing crime.
 

swole_edging_llc

snackie ate my ass, then she doxed me
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Clueless as to why women are allowed to be cops.
Some of the lesbian ones are hot.
I imagine them arresting me, seeing the bulge in my pants, and then taking me to their house where they have a giant lesbian orgy with me included.
And they are somehow all awesome at sucking cock.
That's not a fairy tale, that's real-life.
Probably
 
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