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The womanly part isn’t her falling…or knocking herself out by falling…it’s laying on the ground for 10 minutes, head in hands, moaning and groaning. Because she tripped.Clueless as to why women are allowed to be cops.
because when they don't fail, its absolutely fucking humiliatingClueless as to why women are allowed to be cops.
I know you guys are a bit younger then me, but I've been arrested by a woman, it fucking sucks balls. Makes me almost consider not doing crime.How embarrassing. She ran 10 steps and ate shit. Im sure she will milk the " Injured on the job" and take an extended vacation fully paid. Pretty sure you can hear her badge scrape the ground when she goes down.
I know you guys are a bit younger then me, but I've been arrested by a woman, it fucking sucks balls. Makes me almost consider not doing crime.
sometimes you're just at the end of the road.According to patrices bit, a woman can only arrest you if you let her. makes sense tbhwya
Are your bobbies even allowed to chase people?The guy is out of breath after chasing the nigress for 20 yards. They're all fat.
I wouldn't know. My interactions with police are limited to the occasional respectful nod and a "Sir" from them.Are your bobbies even allowed to chase people?
They’re only allowed to say, “please stop” or ask to see your telly loicense.Are your bobbies even allowed to chase people?
When they're not kneeling in front of negroes or taking part in sodomy marchesThey’re only allowed to say, “please stop” or ask to see your telly loicense.
Some of the lesbian ones are hot.Clueless as to why women are allowed to be cops.
Gotta ribs this one!Some of the lesbian ones are hot.
I imagine them arresting me, seeing the bulge in my pants, and then taking me to their house where they have a giant lesbian orgy with me included.
And they are somehow all awesome at sucking cock.
That's not a fairy tale, that's real-life.
Probably
Faggot!I know you guys are a bit younger then me, but I've been arrested by a woman, it fucking sucks balls. Makes me almost consider not doing crime.
I'll be in Incheon in March, fight me IRLFaggot!
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