Felony friendliness

[Raymond]

 

[guest]

cyberstlaker and imposter account. Report for impersonation and block.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Clearly an imposter account. Fat would never apologize or admit fault.

 

[Phish]

Haha. Good Guy Tomlinson. I love it!

 

[guest]

"That's the Oort Cloud, child" might be my new favorite Pat-ism.

 

[fusciasomething]

Imposter childs are the best

 

[BudDickman]

This is such a great bit.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Genius

 

[bombvest]

this is actually hilarious. he can't help further exposing just how much of an asshole he is trying to combat it. have him mea culpa for all the racist/sexist jokes he's made in the past doing stand up. and stealing carlin jokes. and denying he's fat.

 

[BudDickman]

By the way, that revprez guy that he was arguing with is a black scientist or programmer. Whatever he is, he's got a page hosted on GitHub with a bunch of links to computer science stuff. So it looks like Pat is just a mediocre white male shouting down a black man with actual credentials.

 

[guest]

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I’d be able to tell it was a ‘stlaker’ account on account of the poster being a barely self aware human being. Of course that offends Pat because he’s a literal maniac. He’s a fat fag, too.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Genius

it really is! Apologise to everyone Pat starts a fight with, take 'em on a rollercoaster of 'he's not so bad'... 'yes he is!'

 

[FranksWirecutters]

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I'm glad that line will be on his online obit.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I was thinking to myself "that's oddly self-aware and decent of Rick for a change", so of fucking course it wasn't him

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Someone just cave this cocksucker's head in already.

 

[guest]

One of the best bits yet!

 

[peckafacce]

Well played. Humble Pat is a great bit

That would be a great bit, follow him around, and reply with an apology after Pat starts arguing with people

 

[guest]

Clearly an imposter account. Fat would never apologize or admit fault.

I worked an account with a guy who is worth close to a billion a few years ago. At least once every meeting he would say words to the effect of "I don't know anything about that. Someone explain it to me please." He'd listen hard and two minutes later say "OK, thanks. I get it now." And he'd never ask about it again.

That's the difference between a successful person and Fat. Successful people can not only admit they don't know something but they'll actively say they don't and ask to be clued in. And they listen aggressively. They don't just sit there waiting for their turn to talk with their eyes glazed over, pretending to listen while actually formulating their faggoty dramatic reply in their heads, while simultaneously dreaming about what they'll have for lunch. No. They absorb the new information proactively and keep it within fingertip reach.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Rick is retarded

 

[Stent]

Professor Pat defines reality and therefore the laws of physics.