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Why does it seem like I'm the only one who has this? I can't cum inside anyone, I have to cum on their face. Afraid condom is broken or the semen will shoot so hard it breaks through.
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Fear of condom breaking
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just make sure he's on prep
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You know whats fun? Being expected to maintain a boner inside a plastic bag, which nullifies all sensation and converts you into a walking dildo. Fuck condoms.
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Solution: Cum inside a diaper like a REAL MIGA PATRIOT!!!!!!
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Enjoy AIDS, PicklesterRicklester.
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In my early 20s I fucked a nigger and was paranoid of aids for 7 years.
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Have you ever pulled out and realized you've been plowing away with a runaway condom nearly the entire time? Imagine thinking the condom is still on when the Dougmeister fires out his righteous ropes? He'd be fucked!
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Duuuude the condom broke on me one time and I've been horrified it'll happen again ever since.
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I have a pretty thick penis so I don't have experience with the condom falling off
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You've never softened up momentarily with a bag on?
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I only used a condom for 1 gf and you know what? I FUCKEN REGRET IT.
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fat tranny steady missionary Reddit tier take, as expected. of course you don't realize because the top always tosses it right after he cums.
When you're on molly or coke and you're fucking like a dog in heat, the condoms break half the time, you don't realize until you finish and you both go "oh fuck".
It's just another check at the end of the month you gotta pay
bruh fuck dose condoms n Shiite, I just nut inside her it just feels so good bruh, on god,
In college It was cold as fuck and it was a one night stand with this chubby 6, no condoms to be found, it was snowing outside at like 3 am no way I was gonna go to get some, I convinced her to use Saran wrap from the little dorm kitchens.
"it doesn't break when the oven gets to 400 degrees, your pussy doens't get that hot"
it broke in like 5 seconds.
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Wonderful now I've become the common enemy for the impotents of onaforums.
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I only rawdawged twice before I got with the ho that became my wife. I was way too paranoid to fuck without one. I even (faggily) stopped and left one time when this one broad jumped on my cock after sucking it for a bit cuz I was nervous and didn't have one. That poor bitch. The first time I had already fucked an ex 3 times within like an hour or two span and wanted a fourth but didn't have a fourth condom and figured whatever minor amount of jizz I could have had left couldn't have been potent and still shot it on her ass. The second time I went raw I was fucking this chick and had one on the whole time but pulled it off without her noticing for like the last minute and managed to shoot it all over her.
Anyway, I never thought they were all that bad but haven't had my dick in one in over a decade so I imagine they must suck by now but whenever I get around to bringing a second dame in I imagine I'll be wearing one again for at least a little bit.
One time this retard working at Wal Mart caught me stealing a pack of rubbers and he was all excited about it, basically skipping next to me. Some CSM/supervisor bitch joined him in following me to my car "give the condoms back". What kind of morons wouldn't let someone steal condoms? Those idiots are really trying to make sure someone who can't afford condoms accidentally creates a fawkin baby?
Anyway, I never thought they were all that bad but haven't had my dick in one in over a decade so I imagine they must suck by now but whenever I get around to bringing a second dame in I imagine I'll be wearing one again for at least a little bit.
One time this retard working at Wal Mart caught me stealing a pack of rubbers and he was all excited about it, basically skipping next to me. Some CSM/supervisor bitch joined him in following me to my car "give the condoms back". What kind of morons wouldn't let someone steal condoms? Those idiots are really trying to make sure someone who can't afford condoms accidentally creates a fawkin baby?
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Small dick problems...Pickle rickle indeed
(Incoming midwit "would u succ, r/arabcock" bla bla bla....)
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@Phish exposed you by posting the edit history lol, like with the granny porn expose your lies are futile.
Why is your website still down, poopster? No allowance from grandma to pay for hosting until next week?