Fattys foreplay techniques

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Pussy repellant Pat likes to think hes some kind of sexual panther with the ladies.

How do you think he gets a lady ready for action? Does he grunt sweet nothings with his hot onion breath stinging her eardrum? Does he greedily eat the puss like a starved dog licking the bottom of its empty bowl? Does he finger the snapper like an autistic kid playing with a piece sensory slime?

I mean, the only way Nikki keeps wet is by having a pack of frozen skinless hot dogs in the house.

I believe he would be a bumbling Clouseau-esque incompetent barely able to draw up even the faintest hint of dew from any females cunt.

Thoughts, and prayers.

 

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Thanks fucker, for ruining my evening lol.

 

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Just a couple of fellas who fuck talking about sex.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Are you suggesting that Pat's luscious fish lips and bloated face pressed in to Nikki's box isn't hot?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Pat’s no match for Corrado when it comes to whistlin’ through the wheat field.

 

[fenrir]

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Dramatic recreation of Nikki's "pump":

 

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shhhhhhhhhh shhhhhh.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The thought of his fish lips and gunt in any sexual situation is revolting. “Prime the pump” makes me want to vomit.

 

[JewishNigger]

The thought of his fish lips and gunt in any sexual situation is revolting. “Prime the pump” makes me want to vomit.

now imagine his fish lips and tongue caressing every bit of Niki's blown out pussy flaps.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He flops his big gut on his victim, trapping them before he rapes them. Its illegal

 

[fenrir]

now imagine his fish lips and tongue caressing every bit of Niki's blown out pussy flaps.

 

[Udders]

Given Pats awful written dialogue, lack of subtlety, unawareness of social cues, and overall idiocy, he has no idea how to flirt with or woo a woman.

 

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Im going to be sick

 

[Sputnik]

Fat sex is gross. There is just nothing redeeming about either one of them that I could whack my bag to.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Dan could learn a thing or two

 

[Juschippinyababe]

do you think nikki has yellow rings around her pussy too?

 

[FurBurger]

He'd go straight for the cunt, while pressing his body weight against you and kissing with an obnoxious too-much-tongue-and-pressure combo.

Jesus, that's vivid - did he rape me? Did Patrick S. Tomlinson of Milwaukee rape me?

 

[DanFielding]

He primes the pump by handing Nikki a vibrator while he desperately tries to coax a trickle of blood into his shriveled up dick. His success rate is about 5%. Of course by the time he gets it up she’s gotten herself off twice and isn’t in the mood anymore. So he just rubs one out in the corner of the bedroom while she goes to sleep.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Their foreplay definitely involves pretending to be animals, including Pat