Fatrick's life really sucks.

[guest]

No fans, no publisher, no connections or contacts, a shitty half-house with a shitty garden (the fucking fence blew down when he was away ffs...), a fat barren wife, extended family who want nothing to do with him, alcoholism, food addiction, high blood pressure, a laughing stock on the Internet, people who hate him who follow him everywhere just to mess with him (traffic court, conventions, bars)...

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EDIT: I can't believe I forgot. Fat, too.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

You forgot ugly. An odd type of ugly, too. Bloated head, bloated torso, no muscle definition in his arms and legs, a hunchback, weird hair, fish lips.
Its like he's been assembled from spare parts, a modern day Frankenstein's monster, but without the strength, grace, humility and intellect.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Right? Smartest thing Pat could do is enjoy his upgraded flight then gut-shoot Niki with his pewpew, then anhero himself.

Let's make 'embarrassment' a legit cause of death.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Remember when he told St. Josiah that his family knows they know they can't tell him what to do?

That means they tried and eventually gave up because trying to help him is a waste of time.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Remember when he told St. Josiah that his family knows they know they can't tell him what to do?

That means they tried and eventually gave up because trying to help him is a waste of time.

You can tell in the tone that they tried real hard to get him to not engage. He just laughed it off like they were wasting their time. He just blows off the few people that care about him. They are sick of hearing about your stupid internet antics but you continue to engage and then complain about what happens. Probably a big reason why Pat is alone on the holidays. Between complaining about politics and internet trolls its just not worth having him over.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Between complaining about politics and internet trolls its just not worth having him over.

Patso gorges himself, then retreats to a corner for fart-tweeting. Nahht popular.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Patso gorges himself, then retreats to a corner for fart-tweeting. Nahht popular.

If only it was just that. You know he is always trying to control the conversation and always turning it into politics. Id imagine he turns every topic into a one sided political conversation/argument and I bet it get more obnoxious the drunker he gets.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

If only it was just that. You know he is always trying to control the conversation and always turning it into politics. Id imagine he turns every topic into a one sided political conversation/argument and I bet it get more obnoxious the drunker he gets.

Does he start hysterically screaming 'no chowllds' after his middle-school strawmanning gets dismantled?