Fatrick's head grew bigger, does that mean his brain did too?

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pretty crazy how fast he aged. Especially since he ditched the stresses of being a father. This is all booze and being a cunt on the internet.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

It's not exactly a great advertisement for slurm.

 

[guest]

It's certainly booze and (self-inflicted) stress but it's also what he shovels in his fat mouth. Every shitty meal he posts is a sodium and saturated fat-a-thon. I'm also willing to bet green money he's one of those Fats who "doesn't drink water because it doesn't taste of anything."

Hey, Fat Cunt. You can drink a couple of nights a week. Just work out some, drink water, don't drink sodie pop and gallons of beer, throw some barely cooked (crunchy) cruciferous vegetables and leafy salads in with a lot of protein and cut down the complex carbs. Like a lot. You're no different from anyone else. If you drink beer every day, eat shit loads of calories and sit on your ass all day, you will get fat. Simple. Like yourself a bit.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Is he incapable of wearing tshirts for adults? where would you even get that faggot Smokey The Bear t shirt anyways.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

My head hasn't changed in 20 years, child.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

nigga's a walking NBA Jam cheat code

 

[Raymond]

 

[JumboYumYums]

More space for thinkin' meats, child.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Maybe that's why he's pointing at it. Either in disbelief, or to point out the swelling.