Fatrick turns down food

[bovinebrain]

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Will “many hundreds of times” soon have to be changed to “many thousands of times” like the way McDonald’s had to change the number of people served?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

He can’t afford a mediocre chain steakhouse or else he would have been smashing that 1 button

 

[Jenna]

I mean what are the odds that The Capital Grille sends out "Your reservation has been cancelled, [name]." as an automessage?

Patrick, tell me what the odds are of a nice restaurant allowing you to reserve a table with just the name "child". Wouldn't the maitre d assume that's a child making a prank phone call.

Then the sheer coincidence of combining these two so you get "your reservation has been cancelled, child" and STILL can't figure out it's one of us. You're just so dumb, it's unreal. Zero book smarts, zero street smarts.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Fawkin hell I’m laughing my ass off at this.
He really might be stupider than Joe Cumia.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

They preemptively banned his nigger ass for ordering meat well done.

Felony steak harassment shattered my ribcage.

 

[NoBacon]

Will “many hundreds of times” soon have to be changed to “many thousands of times” like the way McDonald’s had to change the number of people served?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Got childed the while time but didnt notice until the "Felony Steak"

Pat you gullible fool.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

"what do you mean my reservation has been canceled? It should be right there -"'child, plus one' "

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Do you, know, how many times, I replied TYOOOOOOUUUU

 

[💩💩💩💩]

beautiful

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

He can’t afford a mediocre chain steakhouse or else he would have been smashing that 1 button

Don’t you ever let me catch you bad mouthing Longhorns, Jerky. You and me are gonna scrap

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He really might be stupider than Joe Cumia.

According to how often we post, Joe doesn't have 5% of the content that Rick offers. Joe isn't close to Fat's stupidity.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Will “many hundreds of times” soon have to be changed to “many thousands of times” like the way McDonald’s had to change the number of people served?

How many of those people were the same fatasses getting McDonalds multiple times though? False advertising if ya ask me

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Reminder that Patrick eats his steaks well done because he has the palate of a 9 year old.

Imagine being as fat as he is but still having an objectively awful opinion about food. I'd rather take a restaurant recommendation from Karen Carpenter.

 

[Browndoove]

This is a great bit.

 

[RoTheHo69]

2

 

[Meownaw]

To be in the room when he got the reveal. I bet his heart sunk and he got all shakey.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

According to how often we post, Joe doesn't have 5% of the content that Rick offers. Joe isn't close to Fat's stupidity.