Fatrick promoting another Real American Man with admirable work ethic

[guest]

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

What is this, a plastic bag convention?

 

[BudDickman]

What's the premise of this joke attempt? That the leaves will magically vanish before next spring and not ruin your lawn, and that people are doing a bunch of manual labor to remove leaves for no reason? That is obviously not true.

 

[guest]

What's the premise of this joke attempt? That the leaves will magically vanish before next spring and not ruin your lawn, and that people are doing a bunch of manual labor to remove leaves for no reason? That is obviously not true.

Remember, Fatso doesn't believe in mowing his lawn either because dandelions are delicious. He prefers to graze in his yard like a barn animal.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Pat would just hire someone to rake up his leaves anyway.

 

[guest]

Pat would just hire someone to rake up his leaves anyway.

Nikki is partial to empanada farts...

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

They won't be gone after winter, dipshit. They'll be a layer of gross brown sludge.

Men without land are not men.

 

[Brooke Shields]

What is this, a plastic bag convention?l

linger joer

 

[fusciasomething]

Why mow your lawn when you can just wait until it stops growing next winter? Work smart aka don’t work at all.

 

[Hoolies]

Wholesome and relatable, that lil' tickle at the base of your cock when the flames from your burn pile reach 10' high.

 

[Phish]

Of course rick doesn’t understand this simple principle because hes a pants shitting retard. He also doesnt own any grass as he lives in a section 8 chocolate hellhole.

 

[NoBacon]

There’s a load of trees on my land, I sweep up the leaves and use them as compost with grass cuttings etc

but I’m not a lazy fat faggot and I have a real lawn and not a disgusting poverty hobo back alley pit.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The bags are more for disposing these faggots body parts in various dumpsters.