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Fatrick hates Tom Brady, why?

TorqueWheeler

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Actual alpha male. A straight, white man and incredibly successful person who doesn’t need to pretend he’s special on Twitter to win and also married a piece of ass without feeling the need to flirt with mental patients and 2’s.

Tom Brady could literally be an antonym of Patrick S. Tomlinson.
 
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Actual alpha male. A straight, white man and incredibly successful person who doesn’t need to pretend he’s special on Twitter to win and also married a piece of ass without feeling the need to flirt with mental patients and 2’s.

Tom Brady could literally be an antonym of Patrick S. Tomlinson.

He really is the antithesis of Patrick S Tomlinson. He's successful and it seems like he got where he is not necessarily because he's more talented than anyone else. But he's very disciplined and he takes care of himself and does things that most people aren't willing to do. He's a very hard worker. He's very smart. He's a very good leader.

Rick's half-drunk (at a minimum) when he's supposedly "working". There's no way Brady is under the influence of anything when he's preparing for a game. He's probably taking some kind of nootropics if anything to try and be even sharper. Brady is never laying around on the couch all day. There's a million differences.

Rick hates Brady the same way he hates Carol. Successful people are happy when other people are successful. Rick hates them because they are who he wants to be but he has no ambition or drive to get there. He thinks it should just happen. He's also fat.
 

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In Pats mind Brady is who is he is bc of luck, when the fucking guy won’t even eat certain fruit, he’s that fucking disciplined with his life down to that level of his diet. He truly is the polar opposite of instant-satisfaction, no impulse-control Patso.
 

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Rick hates Brady the same way he hates Carol. Successful people are happy when other people are successful. Rick hates them because they are who he wants to be but he has no ambition or drive to get there. He thinks it should just happen. He's also fat.
This is a really good point and something I picked up on with Pat a while back when he was trying to shit on the book his “friend” was showing him.

I was genuinely happy when I realized there were Carol’s and McGowan’s and Dan Mullen’s and several others who have made a legitimate success of their lives here. The last thing anyone should want to be is the odd one out in a group. Especially when it involves money/success. When one of you wins the whole squad wins. That’s how it’s always been with the people around me and clearly how it’s never been for a perennial bitter loser like Pat.
 
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