Fatrick calls his car "Susan"

[JayFirebrand2]

Manly man took his car apart and posted photos on Instagram. 6 likes, 0 comments.

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "Spent a couple hours working on Susan today. Oil change, tire rotation, and replacing the jankass front brake slide pins that kept seizing up because their rubber boots had holes in them and they rusted. She is much h

6 likes, 0 comments - pstomlinson on June 21, 2021: "Spent a couple hours working on Susan today. Oil change, tire rotation, and replacing the jankass front brake slide pins that kept seizing up because their rubber boots had holes in them and they rusted. She is much happier now.".

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[Caverlock]

https://archive.is/hHC7I

Ever stick your dick in a valve stem, child?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s such an idiot boomer type he doesn’t even know to use filters on his Instagram pictures so they look better. Either that or his ego is so huge he believes every photo he takes is perfect and needs no adjustments, just like how he has spellcheck turned off. Also his tweet screenshots are just awful, to him those are accomplishments. What a wacko!

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I cant picture this guy working on a car

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I cant picture this guy working on a car

I can picture him getting hit by a car, and I do so often.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Note the narrow wear band at the very center of the tire, and the lack of wear from center to edge.

The furthest that queer bike leans is onto its kickstand.

Fat fucking squid.

 

[Guyincognito]

It’s ironic that he calls his car Susan when his wife is upstairs warming the bed for a black fella

 

[stealthygeek]

 

[Guyincognito]

It really is a weird name. Anyway, I’m going to go give my truck, Gertrude, a good wash

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I'm Lieutenant Dan and this is my fat Asian wife Suuuuusan.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He calls his daughter never.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m Susan, meet my fat piece of shit owner, Patrick.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nice 1940s names for Quasi’s vehicles, stupid.

 

[peckafacce]

Note the narrow wear band at the very center of the tire, and the lack of wear from center to edge.

The furthest that queer bike leans is onto its kickstand.

Fat fucking squid.

All he does is drive it to the bar. He never goes for cruises, he never races it on the track, he never goes for a spirited drive in the country. He bought it soley as a "fuck you" to John and his harley. Hes not a biker, he doenst enjoy riding.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

All he does is drive it to the bar. He never goes for cruises, he never races it on the track, he never goes for a spirited drive in the country. He bought it soley as a "fuck you" to John and his harley. Hes not a biker, he doenst enjoy riding.

It’s a fuck you to Jon and his Harley. Yet Jon’s Harley actually looks like a bike a grown man would own, and Pats looks like some toy shit teenage boys find cool.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

https://archive.is/hHC7I

Ever stick your dick in a valve stem, child?

If he stuck his dick in a valve stem it would still be like throwing a Hot Dog down a hallway

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

It’s a fuck you to Jon and his Harley. Yet Jon’s Harley actually looks like a bike a grown man would own, and Pats looks like some toy shit teenage boys find cool.

Ahhhhh. So PCJ has a Harley?

This looks exactly like the bike a butch would buy when her lipstick lesbian was stolen by a man.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Note the narrow wear band at the very center of the tire, and the lack of wear from center to edge.

The furthest that queer bike leans is onto its kickstand.

Fat fucking squid.

Chicken strips

 

[Nick Gerlips]

The Fatmobile.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Note the narrow wear band at the very center of the tire, and the lack of wear from center to edge.

The furthest that queer bike leans is onto its kickstand.

Fat fucking squid.

I think the wear in the middle of the tire is from the seat being pressed onto the tire. No way those shocks can hold his fat.