Fat, unemployed man declares he's going to fight like hell in 2022

[HotDogJoe]

I'm guessing that's going to mostly involve tweeting from under his pink blankie.

 

[guest]

I'm guessing that's going to mostly involve tweeting from under his pink blankie.

I think he means he’s going to get fatter. I mean he’s pretty fat at this point to begin with. I’m just saying.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat will being fighting the cats for the cat food once legal bills start coming

 

[Sputnik]

I bet it’s a fight getting your greasy fart crusties out of your underwear, slob.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

But .... wait. His SFWA approved kid touching president is in charge. So how could things possibly be bad?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

>We're going to have to fight like hell again.

You ain't doin' shit, nigga

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

But .... wait. His SFWA approved kid touching president is in charge. So how could things possibly be bad?

Trump is manipulating the hate from the shadows, child.

 

[peckafacce]

What exactly is he fighting for? His party if in charge of all forums of government? This is literally his dream situation.

 

[RobertMewler]

But .... wait. His SFWA approved kid touching president is in charge. So how could things possibly be bad?

Bzzz. Wrong, child. Marionette has not been in charge since last summer. Some lady fatso is now in charge and she doesn't seem to have a history with Lardass.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

You'll do fuckin' nothing

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Fight like hell? Has he been hate watching Steven Crowder videos?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Twitter thumbs are warming up for the upcoming war. Might need to invest some Quasi Bucks in a second phone in case the front-line goes down mid-Tweet.

 

[NoBacon]

It’s not even like he “fights” for his ideals on Twitter, he makes blanket retard statements then refuses to elaborate or defend them at all and just says “I am right, child” - even in his fat shit lazy way of “fighting” he’s a lazy fat gay man

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It’s not even like he “fights” for his ideals on Twitter, he makes blanket retard statements then refuses to elaborate or defend them at all and just says “I am right, child” - even in his fat shit lazy way of “fighting” he’s a lazy fat gay man

Fat too.

 

[AntSucks]

Once again, he's going to have to cut short his marathon training to fight for his country on twitter. Load up the hashtags, fire up the retweets, we have Nazis to destroy.

 

[Raymond]

Do we have to worry that he might come out from under the pink blankie and shoot up a place?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

But .... wait. His SFWA approved kid touching president is in charge. So how could things possibly be bad?

Exactly. Why does fatso have so much angst? He contributes nothing to society. He's utterly useless and yet is still allowed to live freely in the US. Where else on earth could he be the way he and live the way he does? I would think he'd choose to fly under the radar and quietly enjoy his nothingness.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

It’s not even like he “fights” for his ideals on Twitter, he makes blanket retard statements then refuses to elaborate or defend them at all and just says “I am right, child” - even in his fat shit lazy way of “fighting” he’s a lazy fat gay man

Wrong as always, baby girl. Pat and his wife are literally soldiers on the front lines destroying fascists

 

[NoBacon]

Fat too.

he’s 45, morbidly obese, unemployed, failed insurance salesman, failed author, failed comedian, lives in abject poverty in a shit hole in nigger town, has a high school level education and abandoned his only child with no financial assistance.

if you’re on the side of such an abject demonstrable loser you are probably on the wrong team

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Why is he so pessimistic? I thought he’d be squealing with joy about how 2022 will be the year for his tolerant, enlightened, moral party? Wha happen?