Fat. High school level education with a 1.5 GPA. No college. No career. Unemployed. Fat. In debt. Sermonises about ewoks to strangers in a dive bar.

[NoBacon]

This is what winning looks like

 

[guest]

I mean is that pathetic? Yes.

But this guy fucks with skill, we are all incels.

Who's winning now?

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

I was actually there and it really happened. After 6 hours of drinking and coming up with 50 words on the WIP he re-read that years old article he stole the idea from and started drunkenly yelling at the nearest person he recognized (which was me but being a drunk faceblind autist it didn’t register) until a few people started agreeing with him to get him to shut up. He then plopped down on his favorite stool smiling to himself while everyone stared at each other wondering what’s wrong with him and went to post about it on twitter. No jokes here folks, just the facts.

 

[NoBacon]

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I was actually there and it really happened. After 6 hours of drinking and coming up with 50 words on the WIP he re-read that years old article he stole the idea from and started drunkenly yelling at the nearest person he recognized (which was me but being a drunk faceblind autist it didn’t register) until a few people started agreeing with him to get him to shut up. He then plopped down on his favorite stool smiling to himself while everyone stared at each other wondering what’s wrong with him and went to post about it on twitter. No jokes here folks, just the facts.

I can just picture it, it’s so fucking cringe. Fat greasy middle aged man who’s hammered and excited, “HeYa Did You Know That EwoKs ArrrrE ActualLly baD aSs??!!”

“Ok man, yeah”

“…. No No! CUz TheY Are TotAllY CaNnIbals!l

“Yeah I hear ya….” As you walk away and ignore him.