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Add in a half dozen beers and he's at 4000 calories before noon. Disgusting pig.
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It’s not like he has anything else to doHow does he just eat that in the middle of the day and just carry on?
Why isn't there a photo of him enjoying it at the festival with Nikki?Why is the food on a bed? Did he rush two plates of food home from a festival to take a picture of it on a bed?
The lighting looks filtered, like it's indoors. Direct, outdoor sunlight would be way brighter and with higher contrast shadows. It's their bed at home alright.Either that, or they're using their bedsheets as a picnic blanket at the festival and Nikki's taken her jeans off because she's a whore.
That's the kinda forensic analysis of food a chubby oriental FBI agent WOULD say!The lighting looks filtered, like it's indoors. Direct, outdoor sunlight would be way brighter and with higher contrast shadows. It's their bed at home alright.
Why isn't there a photo of him enjoying it at the festival with Nikki?
My theory is that they're splitting up, Nikki having had enough of his fighting atalkers 24/7 nonsense. She left for a few days so he could get his shit and move it to the other half of the half-hovel. That's why there was confusion about which address he was at.
So, Pat's got no fridge to store food - so he bought some ready-made - and no dining table to eat it off of, so he's dumped the food on the largest flat surface he can find. I think those are his jeans in the top half of the frame too, as he took them off as soon as he got home.
Either that, or they're using their bedsheets as a picnic blanket at the festival and Nikki's taken her jeans off because she's a whore.
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