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Fastest sport in the pros! Sports Pat is back
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Has anyone ever seen Rick talk about hockey once in his life?
I'll answer. Six tweets. Three were stupid little jokes, one was a jab against millionaires, another was a generic sports tweet, and the last was saying the NHL can't match the excitement of the MLB.
So in 8 years of tweeting, no tweet about the actual sport of hockey, anything that even indicates he has interest.
How much money do you piss away larping as a sports fan, Rick? Could ya fund a second lawsuit with it?
I'll answer. Six tweets. Three were stupid little jokes, one was a jab against millionaires, another was a generic sports tweet, and the last was saying the NHL can't match the excitement of the MLB.
So in 8 years of tweeting, no tweet about the actual sport of hockey, anything that even indicates he has interest.
How much money do you piss away larping as a sports fan, Rick? Could ya fund a second lawsuit with it?
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ya think Patrick's the type of guy to yell "SHOOT IT" in 2 seconds once his team has it in the offensive zone powerplay and passes it more than once? Or is he so lost in that sport he can't tell when to yell that since he can't see the puck
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Who the fuck thought Iowa Wild was a good name?
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more like Iowa Quasi
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It’s one of those ironical names, because Iowa is the most boring place on Earth.
Sort of like the Tomlinson Thins or Weimer Adult Sexhavers or Mayr Competent Lawyers.
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With the recent controversies around names, they probably thought it would be better to go with a "safe" name. It was either Iowa Wild or the Iowa Coonskins.
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another gay sports affectation. If he lived anywhere else but in a frozen rube shithole, he'd be talking about soccer or, excuse me, 'football'
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With talk of bad names i'd like to introduce you to my favorite non-pro team to chose in NHL and also the most creatively named:
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Better spend all that money in hopes of declaring bankruptcy so you don't have to pay Quasi and shoot for some hockey fan Twitter cred in the hopes of those sweet online dopamine hits, while lying about who paid for your tickets. I'd watch the game at home and save my money for my impending legal bills if I were you.