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Were I writing this chapter of the Fatty McFatAss saga, my ideal, fantasy scenario would be for the real life Canyon Boykin to discover that not only were C-Cup Tomlinson and the Rapist Rat conspiring to ruin his life, but Patty McSmallDick was also creeping on Canyon's wife and kids regularly on social media.
Being a man (something Pussy Bitch Tomlinson knows nothing about), Canyon would then travel to Milwaukee to confront Mr No Child / Non-Child, and Pat would show the world what a pussy he really is by staying behind lock doors and drawn shades, while Canyon awaits him at Hooligans, easily wooing the female waitstaff that avoid Pat like he avoids his child.
Being a man (something Pussy Bitch Tomlinson knows nothing about), Canyon would then travel to Milwaukee to confront Mr No Child / Non-Child, and Pat would show the world what a pussy he really is by staying behind lock doors and drawn shades, while Canyon awaits him at Hooligans, easily wooing the female waitstaff that avoid Pat like he avoids his child.
