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False fat or no?

Did Pat False Fat himself again?

  • Yes

    Votes: 13 59.1%
  • No

    Votes: 9 40.9%

  • Total voters
    22

BudDickman

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As much as I would like to believe it, if it was a false fat flag I think he would have been way more sheepish, undersTaTed and deferenTial.
The fact that the supposed swatter telegraphed his move by telling Pat a week before and Pat warned the police about it strongly suggests that it was a false flag. He didn't like being manhandled and cuffed after going through the trouble of prepping the police about his imminent false report.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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I still think it's the "truestalker" thing, it was kinda inevitable. He's been spoiled rotten with harmless rascals pretending to be king of the lizards and such, while also being too stupid to tell his various texters apart. A new texter entered the equation (likely from kiwifarms) but he didn't realize it, gave them the same cunty treatment, and now has a serious enemy who doesn't give a fuck about the upribs, he (she?) just wants to hurt him.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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The fact that the supposed swatter telegraphed his move by telling Pat a week before and Pat warned the police about it strongly suggests that it was a false flag. He didn't like being manhandled and cuffed after going through the trouble of prepping the police about his imminent false report.
This is predicated on the idea that Rick isn’t just lying about the voicemail and “warning the police” in order to spruce up the story. It is by no means a “fact”. You’re taking statements from a known liar, cherry picking them as truth, then accusing him of lying overall. He is a known liar and anything he tweets is probably not true. The evidence we have, is that the cops showed up and he is audibly distressed. That’s it.
 

ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself

AND I WILL
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I'm pretty firmly in the camp that some retard took it upon himself to fuck with him since he's a big lolcow (intended) and by far the most hateable that doesn't kill and fuck animals or kids.

On the other hand his history, the very convenient coincidences, the way he wrote his twitter story with the gay jokes and self-aggrandizement about an incident he was furious enough about just a couple days ago to have a naked public sissy fit that woke half the neighborhood all raise my unibrow. Though on the last point whether he did it or not he's probably giddy today that the police are maybe taking him seriously after threatening a lawsuit or something.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Although he definitely would want to, this isn't a case of fatly vandalizing his own property under view of his McDonalds wifi camera.

It involves the forethought of using a burner phone, knowing how to use/plan that, and having some retarded alibi.
Pat is too gay, dumb and retarded to attempt to pull that off AND HE KNOWS IT
 
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