Failed author and desperate piglet retweets literary advice from whore

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Yes, that is a star wars gif he used, because of course he did. I think this has to do with JK Rowling coming out against letting fully grown men into the changing rooms of women and little girls, which piggy is fully in favor of.

edit: Here is the dumb cunt he retweeted, Pat has simped for her before.

 

[fusciasomething]

I don't know what any of this means but your title seems spot on

 

[42069]

Where does she live? One of us should fuck her

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Where does she live? One of us should fuck her

She's not interested in bigots, child.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

This dumb bitch can't even spell decriminalization, no wonder she has to take it up the arse for a living.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I read the first discworld book a little bit ago.
It's an interesting premise, i bet they're good, but you find out that a major plot point in the book is that 1 of the members is unintentionally manifesting reality with her innate 1 out of a trillion "luck" , so I don't plan on reading the next one

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I read the first discworld book a little bit ago.
It's an interesting premise, i bet they're good, but you find out that a major plot point in the book is that 1 of the members is unintentionally manifesting reality with her innate 1 out of a trillion "luck" , so I don't plan on reading the next one

I mostly enjoyed the first two Discworld books - even the old point and click PC game with Eric Idle as Rincewind - and a few of Pratchett's other early ones. His series is better than Harry Potter because he doesn't write for children.

 

[guest]

The only thing I know about Terry Pratchett is I took him like 3 straight years in celebrity death pools because he was terminally ill (Alzheimer's). Old bastard stuck around for a while though.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Her Amazon wishlist is full of funk pops, star wars action figures and lizard food. I bet she's a disgusting pig.

 

[fusciasomething]

Her Amazon wishlist is full of funko pops, various star wars toys and lizard food.

How can you fuck for a living and not have money for lizard food? Pat's circle really is beyond pathetic

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The only thing I know about Terry Pratchett is I took him like 3 straight years in celebrity death pools because he was terminally ill (Alzheimer's). Old bastard stuck around for a while though.

Yeah, he was fucking pigheaded about staying alive. Shuffle off already, gramps.

But, really, he seemed like a good dude for the most part and, like I said, he wrote a couple of them bookssss I liked.

 

[guest]

I never read any of the Harry Potter books when they came out and never saw any of the movies but my oldest just turned 6 and likes Roald Dahl and Ghostbusters etc so been reading the first Harry Potter to him in the last couple of weeks. A chapter a night. My takeaway? It's not my cup of tea but it's easy to see why it's so successful. It's got that thing that every successful book has. It's deceptively easy to read out loud. What you see is what you get. It's archetypal. The mythos is as old as the Odyssey or the Bible.

And is has that certain je ne sais quoi (sorry) that all successful books have. From Shakespeare's best to Dickens to James to Orwell to Christie to King to Ellroy etc etc. When you read it, you can see it. They write movies in novel form.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

She's not interested in bigots, child.

View attachment 1488

Imagine doing phonesex shit in 2021, when there are 21 year old skanks taking baseball bat sized cocks up the rectum for $5 a month on onlyfans.

Surely she can't earn much from this, even with the literal payPIGS like Pat throwing her a few dollars here and there on the offchance she notices them.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

She looks like Prince(ss) Alan(a)

 

[Cptbaldopie]

She looks like Prince(ss) Alan(a)

I came here to post this

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

is there any proof of this person existing? probably some fat guy in the ukraine

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Anyone seen her vids? Cause until I see one I'm gonna assume that's a stock photo and if you call her phone sex line you're talking to a fat girl with bad skin.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

No, this haughty cunt fucks black trannies exclusively. How brave.
If she were my sister, we'd bury her up to her neck and stone her alive.

I’m laughing because its attachment 1488.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I never read any of the Harry Potter books when they came out and never saw any of the movies but my oldest just turned 6 and likes Roald Dahl and Ghostbusters etc so been reading the first Harry Potter to him in the last couple of weeks.

My 7 and 5 year olds loved Willy Wonka. That was fun to read out loud. I tried reading Potter but think the beginning w Harry living with the Dursleys was a little slow for them. Funny that a book in its 60s was more engaging than a book that's just about 20. Says a lot about Dahl as a writer.

 

[guest]

Hopefully Amazon let you put antiretroviral meds on wish lists. Pat can simp for her while she calculates her life expectancy.

I prefer those hot French black twins who Pat was following until they were informed of his lack of character and then they blocked him.