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He’s also a Jew who raises money for Israel lol

https://www.businesswire.com/news/h...31M-to-Support-Israel-Defense-Forces-Soldiers

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I like a slice of tomato on a burger, but when I order a fast food burger I want the fucking thing to be assembled.
I love tomatoes (as long as they taste like tomatoes, not the flavourless ones you usually get in fast food places) but it's a sperg texture thing with me on a burger. The bun and patty are pretty soft, I want some crunch to offset it - so lettuce, onion, pickle good. Tomatoes seem unnecessarily slimy and often slip out.

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I love tomatoes (as long as they taste like tomatoes, not the flavourless ones you usually get in fast food places) but it's a sperg texture thing with me on a burger. The bun and patty are pretty soft, I want some crunch to offset it - so lettuce, onion, pickle good. Tomatoes seem unnecessarily slimy and often slip out.

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Nothing ruins a good burger like a nasty mealy soggy slice of old tomato. You ever try a beefsteak? Firm flesh, very rich flavor, not too juicy. Russian Krim and Cherokee are two of my preferred varieties. Absolutely worth a spot in your greenhouse.
 

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Reminder that this faggot wore a hairpiece for years after Seinfeld ended. Nice multi million dollar career based on an impression of woody allen and larry david stupid.
 
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